Right you delightful bitches and socially retarded pedalites I love to call my "associates".
It's my Birthday. Next Wednesday.

What a brilliant excuse for the next Grand Slam in a day.

The last one was epic.

You know you want a piece of this action. We can guarantee carnage, maybe a death or two. A lot of Beer and most likely some Tequila.

Here's the deal. Meet at the Duke of York in your finest formal wear at 11.30am on Saturday morning 06/09/08.

This time we will be doing the pubs in their daily order.
You heard it right.
Starting with this Central meet we will go south, north, east, west then to the John Snow and finish off Brick Lane Polo Court.

Cancel your weekend plans, write a will and get your ass down to the Duke for 11.30am on Saturday.

All none attenders will be mocked for their lack of ability to HTFU.

p.s. Dogsballs not invited.

O GOD, i will be there. : ( i am scared

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY FO WRONG?

I'll make sure you get home safe and unbroken [not to be taken as a legally binding contract]

"What could possibly go wrong?"
You heard it here first folks! :)

You know it's my favourite phrase. It's like flipping the bird in fate's face.
Only the bird is your noodly apendage and fate's face is a blender.

TOUCH MY BALLS!!!!

im in!

BUILD, BUILD?
Where the fuck are you?

I know that this sounds like a completely fucked up thing to do....

.... you'd be f-ing right!

He's outta the country... i'll speak on his behalf....

You MASSIVE CUNT, Im in... wheres da drinks at?

No brakes allowed!

somebody's (not phil..cos hes an iron man) gonna die!

Fuck yeah... i am saved. not here Saturday (Bestival) so i'll just waffle shit and keep my fingers crossed for blood at some point during the day...

Happy 6th all the same man!

what date ?

this wed ? / this sat ? or next wed / next sat ?

what could possibly fo wrong ?

Po Po for the third event would also be nice?

Come on. It's only 7 pubs.
In fact it's only 41.2miles(ish).

i dont wanna die....... yet !

I can already taste the puke in my mouth... and its not even mine.

I'm in

Birthday is next Wednesday.
This is happening this Saturday the SIXTH of September.

06/09/08 baby.

Not 'in for my puke in Ray's mouth', you understand

Ah, fuck it. I'm in for that, too.

o dear

yes dear?

no can do.

doing a half ironman. (my powers are reducing ! maybe i am gonna die).

but enjoy anyway.

stelly you in?

I'm in too

Hahaha, Object the accountant can't add up. it's only 49 miles!

Erm. That's still a long way to ride, drunk.

I think I'm going to need some 'help'. If you know what I mean

I would love to come and inflict pain upon myself in the name of Emilie's birthday but I may not be here. If I am I will x

list =

1.Object
2.Em
3.Build
4.Shins
5.Sano
6.Stelle - maybe
7.Rik

What Sano.. Oyster card?

what, you're going to burn the pub down AGAIN to get out of your round?

+ 1 to all the above. Oyster card, burning pubs down what ever helps me get through this

ooh, slander, young Stelle

You want to sell me those handlebars back, or what?

I am in, but im not doing it on a track bike, cos they are lame

Tall bike?

1.Object is a cunt
2.Em
3.Build
4.HKLB
5.Sano
6.Stelle - maybe
7.Rik
8.HBMF

do you want to borrow one?