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Old 28th August 2008   #1
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What is the point of London Critical Mass?

I mean how 'critical' is it at 8 pm in central London - I think its past its sell by date ...
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Old 28th August 2008   #2
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gives a chance for people not affiliated with any specific bike clique to go on a ride with lots of people. Also an opportunity for bike sound systems, tall bikes and all that nonsense.

But as a 'activism' thing, well past it for sure.
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Old 28th August 2008   #3
pj (pj)
perfect chance to network about petuli oil, maybe discuss which beeswax is best for dreadlocks, and how excited one is by the recent back to the planet reunion tour.
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Old 29th August 2008   #4
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Made me think of Critical Tits at Burning Man. It is beautifully explained in that video (not).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8wK5TF4Xas
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Old 29th August 2008   #5
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herberts.
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Old 29th August 2008   #6
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I still think it has some validity in simply reminding pedestrians and road users that cyclists exist, are out there, and are soft targets that hurt easily.

We forget too easily how quick someone in a vehicle can become blind to cyclists. Reminding them monthly is a good thing I think.

I don't particularly like the overloading of the event with all of the political stuff, but I like just going out on a ride with a lot of people, with no real purpose, and no real destination, and just enjoy the atmosphere.

Oh, and I think we (cyclists) act like jackasses when we do that thing where we go around a roundabout 3 or 4 times and severely block critical junctions. Our mass is a good enough reminder, I don't think we need to act like arseholes to show people we exist.

Of course the irony of my post is that this is just my view, and possibly the best thing about the ride is that you don['t have to agree with it, you ride for your own reasons.
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Old 29th August 2008   #7
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see, that's why you're the boss.
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Old 29th August 2008   #8
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CM gives tree dwellers a chance to actually use the roads they so often protest against.
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Old 29th August 2008   #9
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Ha.
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Old 29th August 2008   #10
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Gives a chance for the soap dodging dossers to feel they are doing something useful
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Old 29th August 2008   #11
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Critical Tits!?? Women are made to cover their breasts because they are ugly things?? WTF planet is she from?

Critical Mass also gives riders who do not have a lot of confidence on the road a chance to get out there… Then once in a mass group our soap repelling friends can unite us with masses of printed leaflets riding bikes covered in Lead based paint, campaigning about the death of the rare Nobel Chafer beetle or some shit…
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Old 29th August 2008   #12
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you going tonight though Pip? I am. Gotta love those dossers
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Old 29th August 2008   #13
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Cranial Mush.

Still it can be a laugh.
It is nice to ride around London every once and a while and not have to worry about being run over.
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Old 29th August 2008   #14
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Critical Tits!?? Women are made to cover their breasts because they are ugly things?? WTF planet is she from?
i concur... WTF....
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Old 29th August 2008   #15
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Not as ugly as those boys' bits. Saw lots a Burning Man too, 100s of guys running naked, it was enlightening. You could tell the ones who could take the Brooks saddles.
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Old 29th August 2008   #16
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anyone who says that womens or mens naked bodies are ugly is telling you more about themselves than they probably realise. It's those who are uncomforable / unhappy with their own form that would be so judgmental of others. It's true that some bodies are not as "beautiful" as others - but - if that is what that persons focus is on then they are missing the point. Poor bastards, will never understand how wonderful it is to be able to let go of your fears and judgements..and run around buck naked. ;)
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Old 29th August 2008   #17
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we'll expect to see you naked at critical mass then, jacqui
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Old 29th August 2008   #18
dicki
it's sole point is to give us an opportunity to have a few beers before and after it.
it's strictly there to aid our drinking culture
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Old 29th August 2008   #19
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we'll expect to see you naked at critical mass then, jacqui
your a bit late on that one.. i did make page 2 on both free papers for the naked bike ride ;)
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Old 29th August 2008   #20
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hubba hubba
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Old 29th August 2008   #21
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wow our own page two girl
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Old 29th August 2008   #22
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jacqui has balls
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Old 29th August 2008   #23
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I'd rather go drinking at BRM's birthday party . . . .
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Old 29th August 2008   #24
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wow our own page two girl
Elevate to page three, please.
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Old 29th August 2008   #25
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We're so childish :)
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Old 29th August 2008   #26
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anyone who says that womens or mens naked bodies are ugly is telling you more about themselves than they probably realise.
Women are better put together, you can have a handsome chopper but I think the scrotum on a summers day, rubbed on an un-broken saddle.. is as ugly as it sounds.

Mike - I do fancy it but i want to have a quick pint at Bootsy Red Monsters birthday do in Fulham. does the Critical Mass go out as far as kings road?
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Old 29th August 2008   #27
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your a bit late on that one.. i did make page 2 on both free papers for the naked bike ride ;)
best come-back ever!
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Old 29th August 2008   #28
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Good call, let's take CM out to BRM's birthday. That would be funny as fuck.

All you have to do is ride at the front.
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Old 29th August 2008   #29
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whats Bootsy Red Monsters birthday?
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Old 29th August 2008   #30
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yeah the fulham thingy!
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Old 29th August 2008   #31
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whats Bootsy Red Monsters birthday?
Fulham Tup, Harwood Terrace, parallel to New Kings Road. 6pm >. Bikes in rear garden.
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Old 29th August 2008   #32
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Critical Mass gives us City lawyers the chance to pretend that we are young anarchists.

Jolly good fun it is too.
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Old 29th August 2008   #33
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sorry? just because i am on a bike, does not mean that i don't want to be part of clogging and making traffic at least once a month. Evens steven now, now. And i can have a beer with a police escort.
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Old 29th August 2008   #34
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I don't particularly like the overloading of the event with all of the political stuff, but I like just going out on a ride with a lot of people, with no real purpose, and no real destination, and just enjoy the atmosphere.

Oh, and I think we (cyclists) act like jackasses when we do that thing where we go around a roundabout 3 or 4 times and severely block critical junctions. Our mass is a good enough reminder, I don't think we need to act like arseholes to show people we exist.
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init blud.
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Old 29th August 2008   #35
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The point of tonight's ride appears to have been to pose on some very pretty fixies and ss bikes. I even had four different people plus a policewoman ask about my bike.

Mind you my bike is very pretty and I do enjoy posing upon it.
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Old 29th August 2008   #36
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