Ok so i just got back from a game of 5 a side in hackney and we very nearly got attacked by 15 or so 12yrs to 16 yrs old's! these guys were spoiling for a fight and were just waiting for one of us to tell them to stop booting our ball about (to which someone obliged) before all hell broke loose. Im so fucked off with London at the moment.. we were like 10 or so fully grown men and i dont mind saying i was scared of these little rats they looked dangerous.

Is there anywhere in London you can feel safe? im not sure there is? maybe there is no where anywhere you can feel safe.

Pisses me OFF.

Moan over.

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Shoot one of them. The rest tend to fly away then.

yea im going to get me a potato gun.. then they'll know who the fucking daddy is.

They were so much fun..

i havent seen them for years.. if i do i may get one.. forget the polo we can have a spud gun fight.

from the title I thought this thread was a dig at hipsters

yea i thought that when i posted.. .. im not that bitter.. .. yet anyway.

hehe

Witcomb Boy is Tony Malone, no?

nope....

Shame, it would be nice if Tone popped in to say hi.
Do you ride a Witcomb?

its cool you haven't been stabbed...live to fear another day.

true dude.. just makes you feel useless. but very true.

oh but hackney is the bestest most coolest place in the whole world, isn't it?
you must mean they wanted to hang out with you and talk about trainers and jeans and downloads man.

You're just jealous RPM, because in four years, we're gonna live next to the best fucking velodrome, while HH get's turned into a gated community...

gay community? Brighton v2.0?

12-16?

They start that shit much younger in Islington - more like 8-12.

little fuckers

Yea dude. Its a joy it really is. i sound like a happy clappy born again 'a joy' but it is.

Have one of these...
or maybe move?
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Grab one of the little fucks by the neck push him up against the nearest wall and headbutt him

tell you one thing, they don't give a fuck about nowt, so hospitalize one or two of the little scumbags, i'm not gonna feel sorry, nor would the cops...or theyr "mates"...how about you?

Nothing like intelligent debate, eh?

Poison their Haribo.....

Im raging still. If i see the main dude i may be tempted to call him names..

move to stratford just as close to the velodrome but the kids walk around in top hat and tails here usually wearing a monocle everso polite they are

Sticks and stones, they break bones. Much better idea.

I'm not sure a stick would suffice if you were intent on breaking bones

lol aussies! I was up the east coast of oz drinking with some locals and they were talking about burglars, one recalled a story about waking up in the night to hear someone rummaging around in their house... it went a little like this

"so yea ah heard some caant daan stairs right, so I grab the shottie maate an ah goes daan stairs an sees some cunt gan thru me drawers mate.. so I say what the faak y'doin mate... now I don't shoot the bastard ...I march him out the house and tell him to piss off.. and he starts to bolt down the drive way right ..so I waits till the cunt gets to the bottom and climbing over the gate ..and I let off both barrels mate ..peppered his arse mate!! *schooner of beer up in the air* daant think ill see him back anytime soon...."

Was he newly arrived from the West Country then?

Cideeeer

No. 'east coast of oz'