A forum perennial. Thought it might be interesting, well to me anyway.

I am bored shitless and would like to ask what folk on here do for a living?

I am a Lithographic printer, commercial stuff, full colour.

What about you?

I'm a Sports Therapist - i like to beast the hell out of people, than ask if i can rub it better....

I'm a chemistry student. Hopefully going to be a medical student next year and a doctor 5 years after that.

For the love of Satan, please stop going on about your jobs... until I've got one again :(

i'm a crocodile hunter (and i occasionally wrangle the odd dingo).

actually i'm a technology analyst.

I work in the City - partner in a boutique investment bank. Also director of a gold exploration company and a coal development business. My wife thinks I'm a bike nerd...

Alright, fuck it, I'm a house husband.

Swap? :)

you're standing at stud.

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I am a fine art student. During the holidays (started september '07, finishes july '10) I work in galleries putting up pretty paintings so people can stare at them, and then I take them down again, wrap them in a duvet made of bubble-wrap and cardboard, then put them in a lorry or in a cupboard. Technically I also work in a bar. Even more technically, I am jobless as I only work in a gallery once a month (if I'm lucky) and I try and avoid working in a bar, because it's the 3rd layer of hell.

This morning I got a letter from evans cycles, informing me that I will know in 10 days whether or not I have a job with them. Good times

Oh, I might be a part time chemistry teacher at a college in a few weeks. Low hours and more pa than I've ever had in my life. Hopefully that will come through.

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Fakenger.

I'm a biochemistry student, in one year I'll be done with that, and now currently unemployed after working as a medical receptionist.
Med School (fingers crossed) in 2 years, etc. etc. for more information read rusty's post.

Gigolo... Tough job, but someone's gotta do it...

doctorenger.

Jeez henry, you know you don't become an airline pilot by signing on as an air host(ess)... ;)

professional fakenger

...actually that's a tortology

media whore

Just another gigolo... ;)

researcher

Media as well.... wooooooo

Slag...

mechanical engineer working in risk management for the oil and gas industry.

dont you just hate me i am the enemy mwah hahaha

What the fuck is tortology - the study of tarts?

I'm not sure there was anything tautologous about 'professional fakenger'. The courier is the professional, the fakenger might be unemployed, or a student, or whatever. Reference to the the professionality of a particular fakenger adds information that genuinely modifies the noun i.e. someone is paid to be a fakenger.

Like your good self :p

Mouse definitely is a male man and an unmarried bachelor though.

And a sour tart.

+1

This thread is mean.

And boring and this thread's been done...
(Apols, I'm in the mood for trollin'...)

*ignores teenslain*

Grad student for the next month, and then receptionist/waitress/barmaid or something. Reach for the stars, and all that.

Hahahahhaaa

Business analyst at a tech firm. I get to spend all day playing in the data warehouse.

Jeeez, I was pissed last night... Apols... ;]

don't apologise teenslain, going on about jobs is irrelevant to bikes unless you're a mechanic or a dealer or something that works into bike life. This is a meaningless thread.. oh, hold on *looks at category*...

navigation officer in the merchant navy.

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