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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #2401
andy.wdonor
 
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Yes.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #2402
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but can you watch it without thinking of hillbilly's last rolla outfit?
I watch it TO think of Hillbilly's last Rolla outfit*..


*I watched Mad Max
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #2403
uncle lim
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #2406
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Oi, shut it sonny jim or you'll have to go through the nursery again.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #2407
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Nursery for New Members

So you've just joined and you're wondering what the hell this nursery thing is all about and why this site has it when few to no other sites you've visited have such a thing.

Please read all of this post!

We had a few problems in the past with things like:
Spammers signing up and posting adverts
What makes a spammer a spammer when there's a classifieds section? The difference is whether those posting items for sale take part in the wider community... if they are doing that and the majority of their posts are not spam, then they're not a spammer... if all they do is sell stuff and have no interest in the community, then they're a spammer.
Spammers signing up and sending PMs to 60 or so people
Invasions from other forums, so basically mass trolling
Individual trolls
New people asking questions that have been asked and answered what feels like a hundred times already
New people starting little flame wars against themselves by asking such stupid questions that a quick search would've saved them embarrassment and spared their reputation
Those are a wide and varied set of problems, and we worked out that nearly all of them could be stemmed by just putting up an artificial obstacle for those joining the forums.

Effectively there is a cooling-off period in which new members should get acclimatised to the forum and get to see how it works, and the forum should get a moment to become familiar with the new person. We are basically forcing you to ease yourself in gently... but honestly, doing so is better for you, this place can be harsh so just go with it.

The name for this artificial period is "the nursery". Until you learn to walk here, you can't run.

And what does being in the nursery actually amount to?

Well members in the nursery can:
Search the forums
Reply to existing threads
Upload a profile picture (non-animated)
Join an existing social group
What nursery members can't do is:
Start new threads
Use Private Messaging
Have a custom avatar
Upload a animated profile picture
Edit their posts (they can't undo what they say)
Rate threads
Give reputation
Post on polls
Anything else not explicitly granted to them above
What defines a "nursery member"?

It's pretty simple, you are no longer in the nursery when you have both:
Posted 3 times
Been on the site for 24 hours
And this is an automatic thing, as soon as that threshold is passed the system will promote you to full membership within an hour or two.

Now, a lot of people don't like the nursery. And that's very understandable, but let me just underline some qualities of this site that don't really exist elsewhere.

First up, moderators... we have none... not one, none. Other sites pride themselves on having 20 or 30 moderators, we just don't bother. We have an administrator, that's me VelocityBoy... but really I do the technical stuff like run the software and server and ensure that the place functions well and doesn't get blacklisted. What I don't do is to subjectively police the place. Point is, if we have no moderators we really do need a system that from the outset reduces the kind of work that leads to the creation of moderators... basically to reduce spam and trolling from the instant that a new member signs up.

Next up, jostling. Every forum has it's fair share of new members being initiated by the old timers by some friendly ribbing. But sometimes this can go too far, especially if (without searching first) you ask an oft-repeated, tired, or dumb question in your first post. It's not pleasant to watch new members get ripped to shreds, and really I'm doing you the biggest favour by forcing you to search first and look around before you ask... the guys here can be merciless towards the new, so say hello first and search thoroughly before you ask stuff. The result, yeah there's still some jostling, but not much, and the place is a hell of a lot friendlier for it and that is priceless.

Can you evade the nursery period?

Don't try. Really. It's a public forum which means everyone can see you do it, and if you post 5 meaningless posts in an attempt to sidestep the nursery chances are that someone will report you... when that happens, I will ban that account permanently. You're free to register again, but then you start the nursery again too. So don't try, we're not that dumb and as this is our one piece of moderation it's purposefully harsh, really, don't try.

But what if you're not a spammer, not a troll, not a internet and cycling newbie, you aren't going to ask a dumb question, and you have experience of other fixed gear forums. Well, why didn't you say? If all of this is true, then you can contact me (the administrator) using the Contact Us form at the bottom of the page and outline why you need to be out of the nursery. If you can persuade me with a paragraph that you need to start a new thread, or send a PM, or something... then I will get you out of the nursery as soon as I can (i.e. when I've checked my email and seen your message). I do this a lot, it's cool. So do just ask, I'm not that scary really.

I think that covers all of the basics about the nursery... key thing, just say hi, chat to us... the nursery period will fly by before you know it. It's the best way, and it's the one that works best for everyone.
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Old 6 Days Ago   #2408
dobinn
Anyone know a fix for a fork that has been chopped down too far, by about 20mm? The headset bolt won't quite reach but the stem can attach to the fork (just).

At least it wasn't carbon fibre, oh hang on.
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2409
fodrappen
Actually, this "nursery-approach" is a nice way of dealing with spammers and/or single-post topics from newbies. Good job, dude.
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2410
pawn_in_game_of_life
just trying to get out of the nursery
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2411
Rzwrong
Good. What?
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2412
Rzwrong
District 9 is a good film.
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2413
Rzwrong
Window 7 looks like wank.
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2414
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is it really that difficult to find three different threads to post something relevant in?
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2415
sniffysniffy
 
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It's the lack of creativity in that triple post that saddened me most :(
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2416
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2417
sniffysniffy
 
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Lol, that's more like it !! ;)
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Old 5 Days Ago   #2418
sniffysniffy
 
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RZ=wrong?
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Old 4 Days Ago   #2419
dobinn
I bought new forks. One I can post in th classifieds section there will be some pre-cut nelson track forks for sale....
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Old 9 Hours Ago   #2420
miri_x
is it normal then, that you post something and it disappeares after a week?

I have posted my stolen bike and the post and the comments to it are gone
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Old 9 Hours Ago   #2421
chasemode
i agree kid
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Old 9 Hours Ago   #2422
hippydonor
 
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There was a server crash. Data lost. You'll need to repost it.
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Old 9 Hours Ago   #2423
chasemode
district 9 made me wanna vomit with motion sickness
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Old 9 Hours Ago   #2424
chasemode
I just wanna say hello to everyone
I am writing/cycling fixed here in the states around the cali sf area.
One thing I like about overseas is everyone really gets into what they are into
here it changes from someone is this today and that tomorrow.
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