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Old 12th August 2008   #1
VeeVee
 
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Bikes clog up the city

This was the letter of the day in the London Paper yesterday.... I've noticed that the London Paper is quite anti-cyclists.

"The London Paper informs us that in spite of the fact that there are 77,000 fewer cars in central London than before the congestion charge was introduced the roads are just as clogged. The reason for this is obvious. Ever since this additional tax on motoring was brought in, the number of cyclists has been burgeoning so that now there is hardly any room for cars. The scheme which was supposed to give us clearer streets is being abused by cyclists who are able to use the roads for free to the detriment of those of us who are paying to reduce congestion. If the scheme is to work as originally intended, selfish cyclists should be forced to pay the congestion charge too Timothy Daniels WC1".

errrr what about taxis, minicabs, motorcyclists, mopeds??? and if dear Timothy lives in WC1 he gets 90% discount on the CC.
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Old 12th August 2008   #2
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I can't tell you how angry Timmy has just made me. What a toadwank.
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Old 12th August 2008   #3
chris crash
 
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its ok, last night i found him, and squirted some chain lube in his ear, he will not be a problem again.
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Old 12th August 2008   #4
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god this crap about paying for roads really gets on my tits. Roads are paid for by local councils (mostly) who don;t recieve anything from the Vehicle Excise Duty. Which I'm sure you lot already know.
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Old 12th August 2008   #5
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Don't let it worry you - people who write letters to a paper like the London Paper clearly have dull, meaningless lives.
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Old 12th August 2008   #6
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timothy daniels of WC1 is a prize cock.
i hope he finds then when googling his name.
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Old 12th August 2008   #7
The Seldom Killer
 
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those of us who are paying to reduce congestion
It's worth noting that motorists specifically don't pay to reduce congestion, they pay to cause it.
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Old 12th August 2008   #8
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timothy daniels of WC1 is a prize cock.
i hope he finds then when googling his name.
If you can find a website for prize cocks then it would be fairly easy to googlebomb him. However, I'm at work and under no circumstances will I be googling prize cock. I have no desire to argue agricultural slant with a person brandishing a P45.
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Old 12th August 2008   #9
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timothy daniels wc1
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Old 12th August 2008   #10
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Old 12th August 2008   #11
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Old 12th August 2008   #12
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Nihmbus, that'll only work if he googles for "timothy daniels wc1 is a cock" a bit of a reach even for petty and small-minded individual like him.

Timothy Daniels

That on the other hand will register far more effectively.
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Old 12th August 2008   #13
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It's worth noting that motorists specifically don't pay to reduce congestion, they pay to cause it.
:D
right on
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Old 12th August 2008   #14
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I think it's a spoof...
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Old 12th August 2008   #15
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Nihmbus, that'll only work if he googles for "timothy daniels wc1 is a cock" a bit of a reach even for petty and small-minded individual like him.

Timothy Daniels

That on the other hand will register far more effectively.
no, it'll also work if he just googles his name, surely, since it appears so many times in close proximity?
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Old 12th August 2008   #16
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Alas there are more than enough incredulous twats in WC1 to lead me to believe that it is genuine.
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Old 12th August 2008   #17
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no, it'll also work if he just googles his name, surely, since it appears so many times in close proximity?
Not really.

Links rank far more effectively than text. Besides, if he googles his name and finds the link WAC site then that will be far more entertaining.

Googlebomb
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Old 12th August 2008   #18
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And don't forget the fact that a paper chose to publish his letter as "Letter of the day" no less.

Anyway it proves that cyclists ride on the roads and not on pavements.
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Old 12th August 2008   #19
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i live in wc1 and there are indeed cocks-a-plenty
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Old 12th August 2008   #20
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remember if you really want his name to go high in the google ratings you need to dig this page e.t.c so there are lots of links to it.
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Old 12th August 2008   #21
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Timothy Daniels is a cock prize
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Old 12th August 2008   #22
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he probably doesn't exist and was just made up by a sub editor to fill space
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Old 12th August 2008   #23
gabes
 
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you're probably right
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Old 12th August 2008   #24
horatio
 
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Timothy Daniels

Timothy Daniels

I whoised that shit Gabes. You've been sitting on it for a while.
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Old 12th August 2008   #25
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haha, i've had that site for years!
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Old 12th August 2008   #26
justMouse
 
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Vee Vee, what were you doing reading the London Paper?
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Old 12th August 2008   #27
tynan
 
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ban all cyclists.
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Old 12th August 2008   #28
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um..these kind of "papers" usually make up those letters..

mr. fuckwhistle from westminster abbey or whatever probly don't exist.
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Old 12th August 2008   #29
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Old 12th August 2008   #30
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To be honest, 'cocktimothy' has just become my insult of choice...
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Old 12th August 2008   #31
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Vee Vee, what were you doing reading the London Paper?
I see all press cuttings relating to transport at work.
The London Paper ran a 2-pager article 2-3 weeks ago on newbie cyclists and it was absolutely pathetic. And they also had an article written by a reader on how dangerous cycling is.
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Old 12th August 2008   #32
briankwan
WTF?
surly the cock don't know how to ride a facking bike