Obviously this is very different from a hipster...

A Fakenger has...

a pretend radio,
a fakengerbag,

why do you fucking bother?

http://www.movingtargetzine.com/article/fakenger
http://www.movingtargetzine.com/article/i-hate-fakenger

where can i buy a fake radio?

they've metamorphasised into the hipsters that we all know and love.

there's millions of young hepcat bumbadiers riding fixed wheel velos using shoulder bags and rolling trouser legs up, but you could never mistake them for couriers. They are far too colourful and immaculate for one thing, their bags are too small and most of them ride like donkeys.

I suppose I'm a fakenger*, but at least i was one before most couriers currently on the circuit even landed in London ;)

*the coaches at HH will insist on remarking about my "parcel delivery career" and such other witticisms for some reason!

thanks gabes

actually they are good value, might get those for work , what's the range?

10feet

ah,might just stick to the yogurt pots on string then

i thought you were more into straight shouting at people?

are the pots as sexeh and pink as these tho?

depends what direction the wind's in

I got my own look which I call 'football casual on a bike' this is based on the fact that I like expensive designer labels such as Lacoste, Paul & Shark etc I got a shaved head and I ride a bike

hooliganger?

bike thiefenger

back in the day I actually used to a know a couple or couriers who were firm and the controller at booker bikes was one millwalls main boys I was never into it myself but I like that kinda modish casual look I think it is funny that people want to look like couriers when I was a courier I spent most of the time covered in filth

What is a faygela?

a fakeneger is just a poor man's version of Arnie surely?

Get to de chopper!

What was the Booker controller's name? Me and Aubrey were swapping stories of naughty goings on from way back the other week.

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Booker bikes controller was Johnny Mclaughlin famous at Millwall for always running his mob around the wrong corner directly into the OB. Aubrey 'dodgy bins' was Arsenal firm. If you see Aubrey Bill tell him that I am in Paris 'doing' that Inez Soman from up on the harrow road that will make him fucking laugh. Me and him fell out because Aubrey is a fucking cunt make no mistake about that but I do miss him because we did have a right fucking laugh back in the day. Hey Bill, what is Aubrey up to now? do you have his cell number I'd love to give him a call...:)

Aubrey? He tells me all sort of tales, but I am never sure which ones to believe!

Good guy to have a drink with though.

Very entertaining but a complete LOON and a seriously DODGY geezer - thanks for the number - I'll ring him up and tell'em he is a cunt...:)

Pointless thread startenger. :p

Jonny Mclaughlin. He was absolutely notorious. Archetypal slippery cockney cuntroller. Never (un)lucky enough to work for him. Shame really.

Witenger.

Jonny McLaughlin was the real deal. Millwall top boy, running his own little firm, punting out untold e before the OB and the media cottoned on. He kept me and Aubrey W1 -WC1 all day long whilst we all made a little business on the side . Those were the days hanging outside Cuts barbor shop drinking coffee from the Bar Italia punting out pills at £25 a pop to half of bleedin Soho.....You have to laugh don't you ...I'd kinda forgotten about them days.

Yeah, I remember the Cuts crew!

Was he a Whacker or Treatment?

Our squat in calthorpe street was within radio distance so first thing every morning we put the coffee on, turned on the radios and then started spinning a winner. During the day we would pop into Cuts barbor shop to skin up downstairs on the bitchin skunk them boys always had on them. I think there where entire years Bill where I was never actually ever straight. We was always fucking wasted with Aubrey walking around laughin that phycotic laugh of his calling everyone not out of it a 'straight-goer' . It was actually a bit of a shame to have to get a 'proper' job...:) I remember your drum up on the Camden Road you had that bird with the nice tits and you made the best coffee in London!

That bird with the nice tits?

Ah, you mean Emma. That was a nice house, if a little bonkers.

Yes it was Emma, we took some photos of her with bobby byrd for print edition of MT, that house was great I remember you making coffee with a proper coffee maker going on about how great french coffee was, I was very impressed, now of course I drink french coffee everyday