Upcoming: Vote to host the EHBPC, LFGSS Xmas Party
Go Back   London Fixed-gear and Single-speed > Miscellaneous & Meaningless
Reload this Page Sweary Stan is a cunt
Search Posts Categories Calendar PhotosBlogs Members List Mark Forums Read Register

Welcome to the London Fixed-gear and Single-speed forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 8th August 2008   #1
Superprecise
 
Superprecise's Avatar
Sweary Stan is a cunt

have you ever been smurfed?
  quote   reply
Registered users don't see adverts. Signup or signin to hide them.
Old 8th August 2008   #2
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
I like the way Sweary (can I call you that?) has blessed every category on the forum yet asseenonfixie's facebook thread has still to garner any interest..
Last edited by pajamas; 8th August 2008 at 23:15.. Reason: small tweaks make slick posts
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #3
Superprecise
 
Superprecise's Avatar
no matey, imminent fuckting deadline, for whcih i am fucking doomed, tossrag.
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #4
teenslain
 
teenslain's Avatar
Leave him alone, he's cute...
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #5
BoBoB
 
BoBoB's Avatar
Just woke up... what have I missed??
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #6
BoBoB
 
BoBoB's Avatar
Who let the smurf in?
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #7
fruitbat
 
fruitbat's Avatar
And could they show him the way out now?
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #8
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoBoB View Post
Just woke up... what have I missed??
Sweary Stan - labouring under the illusion that his posts are swearier than the usual lfgss members'..
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #9
BoBoB
 
BoBoB's Avatar
Ahaaa... just looked through his posts... . i'll just be back off to sleep then.... yawn... wake me when its all over
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #10
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
to be fair he's currently got a higher post per day stat than anyone on the forum.

Blitzed it, he did.

But yes, much of it was the bawdy incoherences of a pisshead at a bus stop.
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #11
BoBoB
 
BoBoB's Avatar
Gotta love those occasional 'i love that mannn...' conversations whilst trying to keep composed holding onto the bus-stand waiting for the 45, desperate to find a pillow to collapse on...

Paj... you coming sunday? I think i've got a free pass :)
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #12
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
I am indeed old fruit.. very much looking forward to it if my health is with me.

I believe at some point i am also supposed to be giving it the real deal on the wheels of steel....

good to know the man like BoBoB will be there..
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #13
BoBoB
 
BoBoB's Avatar
bloomin marvelous.... looking forward to it too, don't think the lady is coming though..... when you say old fruit, are you likening me to a shrivvled prune or a buldging melon? Or perhaps..... a ripe banana?
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #14
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
something heady, sweet and intoxicating if treated right...
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #15
BoBoB
 
BoBoB's Avatar
weed killer? ;)
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #16
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
well- creosote, but you're not far off..
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #17
fruitbat
 
fruitbat's Avatar
I thought I was the 'old fruit'. :)
And all of what jimjams says above, of course.
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #18
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
you'd better be there Sunday while we're on the subject young batster..
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #19
fruitbat
 
fruitbat's Avatar
only if you wear white
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #20
mooks
 
mooks's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by pajamas View Post
Sweary Stan - labouring under the illusion that his posts are swearier than the usual lfgss members'..
Nothing more childish and immature than someone swearing for the sake of swearing...
  quote   reply
Old 8th August 2008   #21
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
what the fuck are you trying to say?
  quote   reply
Old 9th August 2008   #22
fruitbat
 
fruitbat's Avatar
Bollocks to Sweary Stan
  quote   reply
Old 9th August 2008   #23
mooks
 
mooks's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by pajamas View Post
what the fuck are you trying to say?
Fuck you cockface asscunt.

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck...
  quote   reply
Old 9th August 2008   #24
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
I'm seeing a new mooks..

a mooks called Sweary Mooks....
  quote   reply
Old 9th August 2008   #25
mooks
 
mooks's Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by pajamas View Post
I'm seeing a new mooks..

a mooks called Sweary Mooks....
Let's hope mum never finds out...
  quote   reply
Old 9th August 2008   #26
asm
I heard sweary stan likes to lick dog shit off of his bike tyres.
  quote   reply
Old 9th August 2008   #27
pajamas
 
pajamas's Avatar
this thread's reading a bit weird now that ol' Sweary's been nuked...

for those who have no idea WTF is going on:

1) There was this guy last night called Sweary Stan
2) He sweared a lot.
3) He posted about nine thousand posts so all the threads got interrupted by sweary ramblings
4) some people thought he was funny at first but then it got a bit tiresome
5) all traces of him disappeared o'ernight
  quote   reply
Old 9th August 2008   #28
asm
this fair morn'.
  quote   reply
Old 9th August 2008   #29
clefty
 
clefty's Avatar
sweary stan bot?
  quote   reply
Old 9th August 2008   #30
skoota
 
skoota's Avatar
aaah like a mayfly.
  quote   reply
Old 10th August 2008   #31
clefty
 
clefty's Avatar
I dont think you need to try any more..
  quote   reply
Old 10th August 2008   #32
AsseenonFixie
 
AsseenonFixie's Avatar
He's welcome on our Facebook link
  quote   reply
Old 10th August 2008   #33
AsseenonFixie
 
AsseenonFixie's Avatar
Quote:
I like the way Sweary (can I call you that?) has blessed every category on the forum yet asseenonfixie's facebook thread has still to garner any interest..
He obviously knows not to fuck with the Cambridge cunts or became instantly bored with our parochialism . I've got an alibi too, was sitting in the bus shelter.
  quote   reply
Old 10th August 2008   #34
Marxist_fixie
 
Marxist_fixie's Avatar
i think he is a tad rude and should be sent to a gulag in Siberia....that will teach to be a naughty oikkk!.
  quote   reply
Old 10th August 2008   #35
Marxist_fixie
 
Marxist_fixie's Avatar
oh bollocks......my sentences have gave to rack and ruin........that is teach him to be a blah blah blah
  quote   reply
Old 11th August 2008   #36
hippy
 
hippy's Avatar
Sweary eh?

Sure it wasn't just me posting from my Crackberry whilst in the middle of nowhere, I mean, Wales ?

:-*
  quote   reply
Old 11th August 2008