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Old 6th August 2008   #51
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When I worked in the job centre .... I told him he was a cunt and he should get a job.
Love it! Man we need More like you under the Government.

Mike the nurse - "Stop feeling sorry for yourself and harden up you sick cunt"
Mike the Policeman - "Ave it you slag" - before dishing out a goiod shoeing
Mike the Social Worker - "sort your fucking head out and keep you knickers on for a change.. cunt!"

Stand for Haringey. I'll vote ;)

There is no need to get angry peeps. Scooter drivers are not manly enough for real bikes and to unfit to cycle. and to top it off they have this delusion of Euro-chiq. just laugh at them and leave them to these few facts that haunt their minds all day...
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Old 6th August 2008   #52
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you'd better be sure you spelt "misspelling" correctly...
You sneaky fucker.

Anyway, what's 'spelt' got to do with anything?

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Old 6th August 2008   #53
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Thought of that- 85 kilos of me plus 7 kilos of bike vs 80 kilos of him plus 180 kilos of bike.

I clearly need to swig HTFU and go for it next time I see him.

I am ashamed of my girlish ways.
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Old 6th August 2008   #54
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LY07UVR
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Old 6th August 2008   #55
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+1 tynan's mum.
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Old 6th August 2008   #56
dooks
i want a t-shirt with "YOUR A RETARD" on it. i put that as my signature on an american guitar forum once and within a few hours three outraged neo-cons had pm'd me to point out that "retard" was offensive and btw, "it's you're". thanks for that. btw, there's a total cunt of an old lady hanging about green park at the moment. she stepped out in front of me yesterday and i made a massive spacky face at her. stay alert people.
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Old 6th August 2008   #57
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i made a massive spacky face
Positive rep and reported.
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Old 6th August 2008   #58
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I got off the bus in Deptford last night to see my brother, and some slaved-up Punto sped past, with some vagrant teen hanging out. He made a gun shape with his hand and went BRAAAP! at me. WTF? I've always been happy to be swept along with the tide of cultural/social development, for better or worse, but I feel like I'm being left behind!
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Old 6th August 2008   #59
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Maybe he was asking for the location of the nearest bakery? BAAAAP?
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Old 6th August 2008   #60
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I like to follow that up with the pump-action loading action.. otherwise known as the "you're a fucking wanker" action.
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Old 6th August 2008   #61
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I was just gutted I'd left my handgun at home.
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Old 6th August 2008   #63
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I found myself doing spaccy face at some cops whizzing past me sirens wailing the other day...
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Old 6th August 2008   #64
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Red and white. It must be a Yamaha.
Burn all Yamahas.
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Old 6th August 2008   #65
Bigbikebigballs
Haha!!

This is comical!!

Lycra cladded bunch of pansies :D
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Old 6th August 2008   #66
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twas a honda. already mentioned. still i agree burn all yamahas. long live suzuki
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Old 6th August 2008   #67
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Sorry I think I forgot to mention this earlier: LY07 UVR is a complete and utter cunt.
I have heard unsubstantiated rumours that the Honda in question has never been serviced, and has been routinely used for uninsured track days.

WTF? None of the above is illegal. Get a life
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Old 6th August 2008   #68
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erm yes it is. your insurance does not cover you for taking part in organised events unless specified.
oh yer and
now fuck off back to bikeoracle or bike chat please.
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Old 6th August 2008   #69
Bigbikebigballs
Becuase a bike has more style than you and your "Fixed gear" And more appeal than your "Single speed" He's a cunt?

More than likely you were riding in the middle of the fucking road 12 a breast in your bright pink safety wear.. Hmmm love your helmets too.. Ohh so sexy!
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Old 6th August 2008   #70
SUPERMOTOMF
No legal requirement to have cover on private property Fucktard.
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Old 6th August 2008   #71
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let me guess you ride an r6/r1 most morons do.
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Old 6th August 2008   #72
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erm yes it is. your insurance does not cover you for taking part in organised events unless specified.
oh yer and
now fuck off back to bikeoracle or bike chat please.
You fuckwit. You know fuck all!

I can ride my bike around any track i like without insurance on any track day. Its a fucking race bike, why do i need insurance??

The track day organisers have there own.. Fucking retard!
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Old 6th August 2008   #73
Bod*
You pricks swan about wearing lycra and being riteous and HE'S a cunt?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Some people just can't get over the fact that their wives wont let them have a motorbike.
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Old 6th August 2008   #74
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except at a trackday when legel cover is required for third party cover. unless the race is organised by a race authority at which point it stops being a trackday. moron. now fuck off
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Old 6th August 2008   #75
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You fuckwit. You know fuck all!

I can ride my bike around any track i like without insurance on any track day. Its a fucking race bike, why do i need insurance??

The track day organisers have there own.. Fucking retard!
at which point your bike becomes insured by there cover.
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Old 6th August 2008   #76
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Muscle! Power! Graphite Grey! Speeeed!

Have I got motorbiking right?
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Old 6th August 2008   #77
Bigbikebigballs
My bike isnt insured.. Why do i need 3rd party insurance on a track day.

If i fall off and take some one out.. Never mind.. it happens.

Ill get up apoligise to the guy i took out, help him fix his bike and jobs a gooden!

The TDO have public liability insurance.. fuck all to do with our bikes..
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Old 6th August 2008   #78
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Muscle! Power! Graphite Grey! Speeeed!

Have I got motorbiking right?
Lycra! Scrawny chicken legs! Bad attitues! Inconsiderate!

Have I got cycling right?
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Old 6th August 2008   #79
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third party cover is not to do with you on the track or any other rider. it's to do with the general public and it cover's for when you get it wrong and smack into someone. if your at a race (not a track day) you have cover from the ACU as part of the race entry.
at a track day part of what you pay covers for third party insurance.
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Old 6th August 2008   #80
buslanesformotorbikes
When you get to buy insurance and road tax, feel free to comment on ROAD USERS, until then fuck off lycra clad cnuts.
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Old 6th August 2008   #81
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as i pay for 3 road licence's a year 2 for the bike's and 1 for the car i can comment on road users. i also pay for bike insurance on the push bike. and ACU insurance for the racing.
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Old 6th August 2008   #82
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^^Not that old chestnut - check your facts, dear.
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Old 6th August 2008   #83
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ahahaha!! the gay bikers are here! about time you fat girls turned up with your pot bellies and leather unitards...
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Old 6th August 2008   #84
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Old 6th August 2008   #85
Bigbikebigballs
have you ever looked on the back of a motorsport ticket?



Spectators are at there own risk.
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