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Old 24th July 2008   #1
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All-Time Funniest LFGSS Post - Ever

I would like to propose a mini in-Forum competition to find the all-time funniest post that has been written here since time (well the Forum) began.

A post so funny it split your sides, made you fall off the chair, had you chuckling all day when you remembered it again.

The prizes aren't too spectacular at the moment, got a Schawlbe 23/28c long valve tube and a beer each for the original poster and the guy who reminds us. Maybe I can scrape together some other prizes later.

Comp could run for a week, just quote the original funny post and then we could have a vote on it.

Over to you guys?
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Old 24th July 2008   #3
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that was a good'un. i'll have a think.
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Old 24th July 2008   #4
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it surely has to be the arrospok thread???

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Old 24th July 2008   #6
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:D
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Old 24th July 2008   #7
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I dunno but pj and bmmf have so many good'uns they deserve a prize.
Maybe a whipping by a coked-up midget?
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Old 24th July 2008   #8
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whilst perhaps not a contender, i thought that recent kilt aggro was pretty funny...
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Old 24th July 2008   #9
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Quote their posts in this thread, we can have a right laugh and work the rest out later
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Old 24th July 2008   #10
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+1

it's just perfect, and it never fails to make me laugh.
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Old 24th July 2008   #11
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totes. +1
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Old 24th July 2008   #12
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peter and brian made me laugh.

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread7765.html
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Old 24th July 2008   #13
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for me, it's gotta be skully in the phone numbers thread.

http://www.londonfgss.com/post144748-13.html
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Old 25th July 2008   #14
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:)

Laughing at or laughing with?
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Old 25th July 2008   #15
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for me, it's gotta be skully in the phone numbers thread.

http://www.londonfgss.com/post144748-13.html
Haha that's genius. Well done Skully!
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Old 25th July 2008   #16
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I couldn't stop laughing at this. In fact I still can't.

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Not only are you a racist, tynan, but some of your best friends are racists as well.
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What's all this about so called 'blacks' working at Condor ?
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I saw some condors hovering outside Blacks the other day.
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That's definitely racist.
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Not likely. Some of my best friends are condors.
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Old 25th July 2008   #17
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totes. +1
+ 2. That was absolutely fantastic.

Edit: it is now making me laugh all over again. Awesome
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Old 25th July 2008   #18
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This poll is now closed.
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Old 25th July 2008   #19
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The Testing area has a few classics

TOPIC Testing -

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Your transmission has failed.

Please contact your system administrator for assistance.

Good Day.
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My hands smell of meat, I can't quite place it, perhaps old beef.
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is that the joke about the blonde that sews little nuts on the tickle me elmo doll at the factory, because she was empliyed to do the test tickles?!?
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Mr Balls will be signing autographs in the lobby. :)
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before signing on at the jobcentre
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and after seeing his parole officer.
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after hiding his girlfriends body.
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and signing his initials on the sex offenders' register.
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everyones picking on me :(
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Just testing
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testing
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Old 25th July 2008   #20
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The negative Shim thread was also pretty funny!
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Old 25th July 2008   #21
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oh god there are so many funny posts I can't remember them.

BMMF pj 'wheels' tommy hippy jonny shins object ma3k they're all up there. willski always seems to be one step ahead too. Ummm maybe this should just be 'alltime numero uno poster' award, I find it hard to remember the good posts... they're always in the wierdest (hijacked) threads.Trying to remember the best is WELL hard.

I can't actually remember that amy winehouse one. I think someone stole my identity that day.

Last edited by Skully; 25th July 2008 at 09:22. Reason: forgot to mention some stoopsumbitch
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Old 25th July 2008   #22
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Damn, there was a thread where Tynan laid into Jesus and then Mother Teresa, but I can't find it.
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Old 25th July 2008   #23
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I know the one Jol. it was the Bikes in church - complete fking rant but very funny
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Old 25th July 2008   #24
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Yep this is good stuff.
Good to dig out the nuggets of mirth that people might not have come across yet.
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Old 25th July 2008   #25
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I couldn't stop laughing at this. In fact I still can't.
Not seen that. Very very funny...
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Old 25th July 2008   #27
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Ha. Genuis.

"Oh yeah, and Mother Theresa, she was an absolute cunt ! Probably one of the worst, if I could put one person on trial it would be that fucking witch."
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Old 25th July 2008   #28
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@balf

A lovely frame, looks small for you though. I will buy it from you.

321 you're back in the room


Actually you are right but I am going to persist in kidding myself that it fits for another year or two or until I can transpose my love onto another frame but at the moment love is blind.
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OK but remember I told you


More excellent work from Skully.
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Old 25th July 2008   #29
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I was only coveting my neighbour's ass, as it were.
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Old 25th July 2008   #30
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The negative Shim thread was also pretty funny!
+1 by far the funniest ive read
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Old 25th July 2008   #31
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+1 still makes me cry with laughter
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Old 25th July 2008   #32
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Damn, there was a thread where Tynan laid into Jesus and then Mother Teresa, but I can't find it.
BDW created this gem only today:
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Old 26th July 2008   #33
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The negative Shim thread was also pretty funny!
+1

"thanx. but id ont want my biek to look like that. yours looks like a raindeer."
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