I know some of you (most of you) don't have a balcony in your flat/house. But us here in Teesside can have a balcony for £217 a month (sorry Londoners). Anyway. I'm drunk and I just pissed off the balcony. It was rather amusing and I loved the experience. If you haven't, you should try it!

i pissed off hungerford bridge, it was lovely. Don't swim in the thames.

I pissed on Kylie Minouge's mum from a balcony in the Sporthalle in Hamburg, Germany - accidental of course, alcohol involved.

And, I am not joking !

In my misspent youth I pissed off the 15th floor of a multi-story car park.

It was free.

I think it says a lot about the poverty situation in the north of England if people are paying £217 a month just to piss off a balcony.

I was out in the GUU (Glasgow University Union) and I dropped a cigarette on top of someone. My Korean mate then got chucked out of the place. I knew it was me that made him get chucked out because he was standing right next to me and the bouncers in Glasgow are a bunch or racist c*nts. I felt pretty bad but we had a good night after that which was a good consolation.

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Oh yeah, That was from a balcony above the main dance floor.

ive wrote my name on a wall with piss.

Nice one. I've done that a few times. WHEN I WAS 6!

did your grammar fare better in urine?

He's a Scot. Lay off it. He's not expected to understand the concept of grammar.

I climbed up the scaffolding around my house and pissed off it. Good times.

Thanks.

+1. Props for that. Consider your reputation +1. That quite a feet to piss off a balcony. I'm going out for another one right now!

When I was at war with the pub next door to me I threw a bucket load of piss and water off my roof terrace at the arseholes who were annoying me

Kylie Minouge's cousin babysitted me when i was a kiddio, and im not lying either !

I once, brandy induced, urinated from Millenium Bridge.

did i miss the pissing contest?

no, just validate your ticket first.

ok, good.

i have pissed in many places, including on aeroplanes at altitudes exceeding 10,000m.

The chances are that, being a baby, you probably urinated freely at the time (hopefully into a nappy).

So we have that connection, both having pissed on or near a Minouge ! My piss might have even splashed Danni, so do I get extra points ?

you do yes, but you also have points deducted for saying "mine piss". this is not chaucer!

Capital 'c' for Chaucer if you please.

I like to lend mine posts a certain casual flamboyance.

your mum likes flamboyant posts.

Capital 'y'.

i was walking down a street in teeside and got a wet head. :P

hotel balcony into snow to rit me name. dame being called armando liswikie the 3rd i had to drink 15 pints to get it all in one shot. :)

I was in a foam party once and my mate climbed up next to the foam cannon and started to take a slash.

All my fellow students were below reaching for the lazers and getting facefulls of foam when suddenly the foam seemed a lot more watered down and warm.

He got the boot from the club for doing that.

i was up north at a geordie mates wedding just north of darlington,we had bin on the piss for 4 days,on the last evening at about 1am i farted and proper followed through.made my excuses and went upstairs to my room(i was B+Bing at the pub i was in) now what to with my shit stained boxers,couldnt leave em in my room ,didnt wanna take em back to London with,so i threw them out of the bathroom window after showering ,changing then went back going back to the bar

AFDS got shitty at uni and mid way through his dissertation thought that his open laptop was the bog so proceeded to unload 10 pints worth all over it.

2 weeks before deadline.

ouch.

shitting off a balcony_________________> pissing off a balcony

was it in your handwriting or somebody else's?

I was at soho house about a month ago, at a wanky private do on the roof terrace, when a guest who was a little the worse for wear decide to take a piss off of the terrace, lightly showering the bouncer on duty at the bar downstairs - said bouncer and friends then came up to identify the culprit, but alas the perp had gone to the bog to powder his nose so was nowhere to be found, and instead the identified a german friend of the host (who turned out to be very sober, and the hosts accountant), convinced they had seen him, and hauled him out instead, chucked him in the gutter and took a slash on him.

By this time the actual culprit had returned from his suspect mission to the restrooms, and went downstairs to fess up, but the bouncers refused to beleive him saying they had seen the german do it, and there was no point trying to cover for him, so he returned upstairs to carry on, only to bump into a gentlemen who looked like a slightly worse for wear billy crystal, whom he christened billy chrystal meth, and then proceeded to pull down his trousers and do a dump on the floor in front of him. Needless to say at this point the bouncers relaised they he really was who they were looking for, and a swift ejection and shoeing followed.

Jaysus - that must have been one powerful stream of piss...

and that, kids, is why you should just say no to drugs.