"i should do the "Christian" thing and bring this to some kind of a close"

Thanks for the closing, it really is time we all moved on...

dude. its late. seriously, give it up and go to bed.

i agree with dirty, you elitist cliquey priks and bowcats
dont like it being given back!!
peas out of here enjoy ur site

singlespeeds with front brake only springs to mind,that lot were in bermondsey SE1

it's a sad sad day when the peas are gone :(

i love peas and I have also learnt a new word this morning.. 'Bowcat' a lot filthier than it sounded...

peas on earth and goodwill to all men…

what the fuck is a "jimbox spica"?

Is that arrospok for a Gym Stereo??

new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100 percent electronic.

Uh-huh. Well, I still jerk off manually.

awww - now come on..you already called people elitist priks (sic) once before, you gots to come up with somethin new man...

all that happened to you was you posted in text speak a while back and someone took the piss a very little bit and you got all sensitive about it and overeacted, promptng more pisstaking, but nothing spiteful man. I rated you sent out a general invite to a happening on South Bank. If you had posted more than four times people would have been friendly - I dig you were probably put off but you only have to HTFU a tiny bit to realise most people are just taking the piss 99% of the time anyway. Check emoxfag, he gets the piss ripped a lot of the time but he keeps posting and he gets reads and friendly comments.

BTW dude I can only speak for myself so sorry if I'm again turning it all back to me (DHSE1, 13.07.08, lfgss) but I'm no elitist. You need to speak to Object about the prick bit really, I'm sure he'd agree with you that I am one.

But bowcat's one of the funniest insults around cos an awful lot of people would never consider its meaning to be something to be pejorative about. Including a lot of women I imagine. Your loss if you ain't a bowcat bruv..


then again if you're an alter ego too I'd imagine you're the same guy as DHSE1 and just trying to bolster his position with the only backup you can muster. Getting complicated, innit? ;)

stay cool and keep it terrylene

pajamas

Why are you making me the social indicator of whether someone is a prick or not?

You should certainly re-spray that frame. It is looking worse for ware. You can easily do it yourself in an afternoon with a couple of spray cans from B&Q.

not saying you are..... if anyone is working to distribute it evenly in our times it's you.:)

"pajamas emo alpha male" - yup :D

what you sayin bout my Dawes....?

Oh right, the frame I can't see due to dirty restrictions in lockdown....phew..

or maybe it is my Dawes.

I guess DHSE1 got me so confused......

Good lord, why do i have to get robbed and lose my laptop so i can only log on at work and then lose an hour reading this thread when I coulda done it at the weekend......?

pajamas - i'm sure you knicked that babygrow off my youngest...he's been asking where it went....

My views are well documented with relation to how I view my own life and I've never claimed to be anything other than that which I loathe. Humans are by our very nature self-serving cunts. It's true that I use "offensive" language as a standard greeting, guess what, this is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement of the fact that I do not like people. No matter whether I like particular examples of or genus, for example I class you as an acquaintance whom benefits my experience of life, I still despise what we are.

Let me take an example;
I cuss all people and make no exceptions for how cool someone is. I am no better than anyone else nor is anyone else better than me. We are all equally shit.
I think everyone should be allowed to do what the fuck they want, provided it is not harmful to others. Why the fuck would I care what anyone else chooses to do? Their life is no reflection on me. I do what I want to do with my life. If it's popular then fair enough, if it's not I'm equally fine with that. I am not a product of those people similar to myself.
Fantastic. Well done. Whether this was for comedy purposes or not it instills further the bigoted narrowmindedness for which humans are famous. That is, it's thinly veiled prejudice, dressed up in stereotype. I don't see biological sex and/or gender as an issue. We're all the same species. Is anyone genuinely retarded enough to not talk to people of a different biological sex or gender because of their own narrow minded strereotypes. It's still prejudice, think of an equivelent, would you not talk to someone because they where bornin a different country, county, town. Where should we draw the line with this bollocks? Have I missed some life lesson somewhere? Should I only be talking to people who have a common interest to mine? Am I allowed to talk to people if they're wearing trainers from a different company or if their t-shirt is a different cut to mine? Are v-neck wearers not allowed to talk to people wearing polo shirts? Where the fuck was my memo when all of this happened? I feel left out.
For the record I fuck men. This entitles me to legitimately rip the shit out of gay people [and I do] but why should riding fixed make me more or less gay. Has anyone informed the readershipof gaydar or the pride goers of the world? Last time I checked the only bearing on whether someone was homosexual / heterosexual / bisexual / abstinant was who they had sex with. Am I missing something else?

With demonstrations of homosapien personality like this it's no wonder than I feel a loathing to what we are. There is no grandeur to my perception of us (again I iterate that I include myself and everyone I love in this). We are all dispicable and each time someone comes out with shit like this OP I die a little more inside. It's no wonder that we kill each other for perceptions of how life should be. We can't even learn to not fight within our own little tribes. We are animals and the sooner people realise that we're not so dfifferent from the flesh you eat the better.

And for the record: meat is still murder; dairy is still rape.

ah but is murder meat?

Why differentiate between any type of life? Why is killing one type of animal to eat it any different to killing another? Why do people in England frown upon eating dogs or canibalism for that matter but happily sit down to a roast dinner?

Murder is a reaction to something which opposes your existence or perceived worth.

The only thing I admire about DHSE1 at the moment is the way he stores up all the responses to his thread for a nice long read late at night. I've started to wonder if he takes his laptop with him when he goes for a nice long poo in the wee small hours.

Wish I could do that. You're not the only one wasting time at work Markyboy. And your lack of access is your emancipation, not a limitation..

what he said. ^^^



"for me this had been the harshest lesson learnt: if people have anything in common, it is their ignorance and predudice."

I can't deny I do. I once got jiggy with a rooster called Duane.

When he crew he wasn't the only one "up at dawn", I can tell you.





Duane, struttin his stuff yesterday.

Slight aside (GO OBJECT) I am ashamed to say i had to google "Bowcat" - thats a good put down from a woman

But on the same page they had bowap

- A fart that is so explosive, after the initial release, the anus remains open briefly allowing external air to enter the rectum...

I am struggling to find a word that quit captures the sensation of something as good as that one!

Not the Dawes, that just needs tender-loving shamming with hot wax..
DHSE1's jap frame. Would really be the best option.

[quote=Greasy Slag;226998]Slight aside (GO OBJECT) I am ashamed to say i had to google "Bowcat" - thats a good put down from a woman
quote]

a good put down? Maybe I've not got the fullest sense of the word, I thought it was Jamaican for somebody who's into doing it or is it also about doing it badly.....?

"znuffle" : now there's a classic from the profanasaurus...

No, he takes his laptop with him when he goes for a nice long wee in the poo small hours. That much is obvious.

how's that dove grey masterpiece coming along by the way MJC? Any progress? Clear lacquer applied yet?

absolutely, it's all about homonymy dude....

no DHSE1, that's got nothing to do with gays....

pajamas,rogers profanasaurus is the greatest book ever written except for of course the new edition which is called the MAGNA FARTA ,i have both , profanasaurus for the bookrack in the toilet and the magna farta which is always close at hand

pajamas, your (dry) humour and slightly disturbing commitment to a point of honour have kept me rather amused, th