1. Ride through Wimbledon.

Ok.

good

Were you pelted with over priced strawberries?

...or swatted with copies of the Daily Mail?

if you are thinking of riding to west london in...


DONT!

i'm surprised that tramp was cool with you photographing his shoes.

Hehe fucken h*pst*r

he wasnt but i said 'those daps are outta sight'...
he said 'theyre off the peg'

its that cause its raining?
or is it cause they are singing on center court again.....

I'm not look at where shinscars' head would have been to take the photo. Best action that tramps seen in years.

did he object to you calling them daps? did he respond with a jaunty tune from the 50s

ummm...i hear tramps respond well to hip hop jargon.

Don't:

2. Don't you want me?
3. You know I cant believe it when I hear that you wont see me

Metaphorically, yes. it felt that way.

it wasn't raining though, it was hot, windy and stupidly busy. all taxis and posh twats in posh cars trying to occupy the next milimetre of road space by any means possible.

the futility of people's lives is a pitiful thing, yet somewhat amusing when you happen to be on a bike.

4, Touch that!

think that's easy? I live in fucking Wimbledon!

every fucking year I have to deal with the brunch of tennis-loving twats coming down to Wimbledon, and especially, ESPECIALLY, those blind fucking old twats at Wimbledon station thinking they're all confused when the destination is right in front of them, posh people in shirt, jean, leather shoes and big Wayfarer glasses thinking they've become posh just by attending fucking Wimbledon.

every. fucking. year.

now you begin to realise your mistake

lol, plenty of them around.

the bastard children of michael winner and jeremy clarkson.

I felt like the only cyclist in the world

I had a dream last night with some sort of car vs cyclist debate / ride thing. This women sees Jeremy Clarkson and say you know what I mean don't you? and then he just smles gets on a bike and rides away. I was shocked.

hah! the stuff of dreams, tommy. Indeed.

I'd move to Wimbledon if you could guarantee I'd meet the Wombles.

i have one under the sink

You know, when the Wombles was on (on British telly mind, not the actual Wombles), Wimbledon Common got quite littered due to kids throwing rubbish there to 'help' the Wombles.

I like that story a lot dude. Somewhere there's an old grounds maintenance guy with a pathological hatred of the Wombles.

Maybe the Wombles have moved to Haven Green in Ealing then because the cunts that sit around in the sun there seem incapable of using any of the bins provided..

I can't believe you're having such a downer on Wimbledon. I'm in Southfields, which is the main tube station for the championships, and I love this time of year because:

a) the worse the traffic is, the smarter I feel for being a cyclist

b) when there are even pedestrian traffic jams, I feel smarter still

c) the fact that the shitty District Line is so rammed prevents me being even tempted to use it

d) I know I could rent my house out to a mug for a fortune, though I've never bothered

e) Mad John, our local 'character' wheels his bicycle around, wearing only shorts, a vast beard and a straw boater, bellowing at terrified Japanese tourists

f) the parking restrictions are ultra-fierce, except for residents

g) as I mentioned in some other thread, I got to sit near Victoria Pendleton on Centre Court last week

and h) although tennis is a bit middle-class, the corporate-cunt-count is lower at Wimbledon than at most similar summer sporting events, and most of the people there are proper fans who got tickets through local clubs

i) Come on, Timmy! Oh...

The one advantage for this stupid sport I can see is that Hagen-Das were giving out free ice-cream in front of the big screen in Broadgate circle this week. Oh and I guess the fact that it's NOT football makes it useful too.

@fatbloke

you missed the best bit, sitting on that hill and cheering for any non-british player whilst it is packed with english 'fans' desperately searching for their saviour.

I am a bit biased though, I love tennis.

Dont


1. Ride through Wimbledon.
2. Don't you want me?
3. You know I cant believe it when I hear that you wont see me
4, Touch that!
5. be a boy, ride commando and do no handed skids and get your bits caught between bar and leg.
6. ride topless in the sun, put your bag on, tighten the strap and catch your nipple in it.
7. forget to post your timesheets. fuck.

8. Let it go to your head
9. Stop till you get enough
10. Speak
11. Look back in anger
12. You forget about me
13. Don't don't don'tchu

14. go changing
15. let the sun go down on me
16. just dont
17. look at me that way

18. go breaking my heart