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Sit down on the toilet to do a number 2 after surgery for testicular torsion, with your knob sort of strapped to your body at an upwards angle, and forget that the human body tends to automatically accompany doing a number 2 with a bit of a number 1.
sit in a hot bath after penile surgery involving stitches to bind it back together after getting it thoroughly caught in a zip and think rude thoughts absent-mindedly.
true story, one of my friend's dinner-party anecdotes.
duplicate on this thread. If you're not prepared to read it from the beginning, memorize it, and apologize to anyone you've already plagiarized, please fuck off.
