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Old 28th June 2008   #1
chandra
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Hello All
I'm organising an all female alleycat next saturday 5th of July.
Welcome to woman only to race, Men welcome at checkpoints and in drag (please)
let me know if you'd like to help out as a marshall there will be ridiculousness guaranteed.
Anyway call to all women of whatever cycling ability...this is a points race where it isn't just speed, its how much balls you have.
Come as a heroine, come as a hero...come dressed up however you like...but make an effort, bonus points for costume.
So its 6.00p.m ish at the Foundry Saturday 5th of July.
prizes on offer
£5 entry, with all profits going to the London Courier Emergency Fund
Women come down, Men tell the women in your lives to come down, its going to be a very fun saturday.
Chandra x
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Old 28th June 2008   #2
Velociodonor
 
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What about the transgendered! Can they take part?
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Old 28th June 2008   #3
Todd
 
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Great film...
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Old 28th June 2008   #4
31t®umdonor
 
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and how about men that just like to wear womens clothes at night?
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Old 28th June 2008   #5
chandra
the transgendered, the female clothes wearing all definately welcome, but I coudn't possibly let you race.
You my dears have a far more important role as marshals and entertainment. Seriously I need lots of up for it boys too who are prepared to help out at the checkpoints...their will be some very silly things happening at them.
So come and make sure you tell the women in your lives that they should race and it will be great.
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Old 28th June 2008   #6
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Clearly a niche for the transgendered and cross-dressing cyclists in society is emerging!

What we need is a "Chix with Dix" group.
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Old 28th June 2008   #7
ondine
 
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Yeah! Can I ride?
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Old 28th June 2008   #8
rikdonor
 
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are you a girl, woman, female? then yes
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Old 28th June 2008   #9
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rik, we're not sure about Ondine at the moment. Girl or boy, noob or alias, owner or stealer....
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Old 29th June 2008   #10
chandra
erm exactly what rik says, if your a woman then yes come race, and if your a guy then come help out and enjoy a silly day.
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Old 29th June 2008   #11
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Old 29th June 2008   #12
Ali_W
 
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I think I'll be coming down Chandra... may have to grow some balls though beforehand
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Old 29th June 2008   #13
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Surely that will write you out?
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Old 2nd July 2008   #14
ondine
 
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rik, we're not sure about Ondine at the moment. Girl or boy, noob or alias, owner or stealer....
What's a 'noob'? I've changed my logo out of respect for '50/14', I would not want to be accused of plagiarism having already been accused of thieving! 50/14, I'm impressed, that sure is a lot of gear inches. Still I'm comfortable with 44/17
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Old 2nd July 2008   #15
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alright, n00b - couldn't bring myself to write it properly.

sorry Ondine, i think you know that your first ever post on the day you signed up caused a fair old rumpus as it asked how to break a lock, which as you can imagine is a fairly worrying post to read on a London forum from an unknown person.

I dig you're now trying to establish you're on the level with your gear-inch-savvy jive, but I'm not buying your girly girl schtick. "bound and gagged" had nothing to do with your thread about breaking locks and it reminds me of dating sites where people try and make out they're oh so naughty by calling themsleves things like "whipcutie87". Then it turns out they're just an old fat man who surfs the net dressed in a pair of wellies and a crotchless thong.

I'm saying all this cos I'm feeling an alias-y vibe about you and I think you love it if you're who I think you are.

Confused? Come to one of the drinks.. I'll be looking for a young white girl with a black bob. I'm the old black guy with a ginger beard.

kisses, whiphungry87.
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Old 2nd July 2008   #16
ondine
 
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you mean this isn't a dating site?
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Old 2nd July 2008   #17
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no that I'm aware of. Then again that might just be me, for all I know everyone else is going at it like knives right this moment and noone's invited me to the party.
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Old 2nd July 2008   #18
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I'd love to do this, but I am going to see Iron Maiden.
Yes, Iron Maiden!!!!!!
Yippee!
Not that I'm excited or anything.......
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Old 2nd July 2008   #19
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my girl and me are going to France to ride further then you and in better weather.

x
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Old 2nd July 2008   #20
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I'd love to do this, but I am going to see Iron Maiden.
Yes, Iron Maiden!!!!!!
Yippee!
Not that I'm excited or anything.......

you need to be getting yerself a pair a these :

Glenda's Iron Maiden "Eddie" Vans on Flickr - Photo Sharing!


btw...nice to meet ya on Sunday - i spilt tea all over myself when i said hello - how cool ?
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Old 2nd July 2008   #21
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IF you are in ali i might join you
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Old 2nd July 2008   #22
Julio
 
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@ shootthebreeze
Slip on shoes make me feel a bit toddler ish. But I like the hi top versions.
Nice to meet you too!
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Old 2nd July 2008   #23
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Slip on shoes make me feel a bit toddler ish. But I like the hi top versions.
Nice to meet you too!
i see what you mean...
you definitely looked a little diff @ HH



nice set up though !
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Old 2nd July 2008   #24
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IF you are in ali i might join you

Yes please do Em cos I don't know may way around at all! I can try and follow you.
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Old 7th July 2008   #25
redrum

Last edited by redrum; 9th July 2008 at 20:46.
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Old 7th July 2008   #26
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5CNtIPd7IQ

the quality is poo because youtube is rubbish, im trying to upload a better version.
Use vimeo.com its a million times better and faster than youtube.
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Old 7th July 2008   #27
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Someone going to post the results/points breakdown?
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Old 9th July 2008   #29
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Results and report from Chandra here

http://www.movingtargetzine.com/arti...t-from-chandra
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