Help! Lost my key, too embarrassed to say how, can any fun-loving criminal types out there advise me how to force open a D-lock? Ondine x

er.. you still in trouble? where are you?

boom ! lost key is a blimmin pain in de arse, when your bike is ur main trasport donkey.

Friends with angle grinders ? thats all you need.

probably lost the key in a kinky sex game you dirteh bugger

Small brown bike has my angle grinder in Shacklewell. PM him.

Hi, I was wondering what's the best way to steal one of the thousands of trendy one-gears locked up with mini-Ds round my endz?

i 2 iz lookin to lookin 4 a way 2 brake my lock. peace xox

just eat some prunes and some castor oil and nature will take its course 24hrs max and you'll have it back !!

wtf? 1st post and it's asking how to break open a d-lock? Do you know this person pajamas? I hope so, otherwise some little fucker out there is pissing himself laughing whilst we all give him tips on how to steal our bikes.

Actually, that is quite funny.

If its a squire, there piss easy to Pick.

I use one myself though still, as its only a deterrent anyway.

Also, if you have one of those cyclindrical key locks, theres the old bic pen trick.

although, I find that works better with papermates!

Well thanks everyone for the advice. The old bic pen trick sounds promising.

Anyone know where I can get an anglegrinder? Then again I don't want to loose that too!

My biro is ready for action

Dude, where's your bike?

+1 (and a bit more)

no I don't know nobody named Ondine.

I wasn't anywhere with anything that would have helped the situation, I think I was drunk looking at the time I sent my reply, probably would have had a bit of a chat about it, bit of tea and sympathy and then it would have been "lotsa luck, you's on your own". I seem to remember I thought I had decided to scrap the reply but I must have pressed "submit".

Anyway I didn't hand out any advice. Plus Ondine is a girl's name, avatar is a girl's eye v. similar to 50/14's - it's either 50/14, or a girl. or someone pretending to be a girl to dupe someone. Note the lickle kiss at the end of the post.

Aaaah.

Any luck, Ondine? You still in trouble?

I think I spotted a gender assumption there. BMMF x

genderenger

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racist!
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I was just trying to help - one sister to another.. x

my next thread is about some vintage weinmann components I've been interested in. I'm going to call it "pert and in need of a smacked bottom".

Thank you for your concern. I should explain -

my bike's not on the street, fortunately it was not secured to anything
it's not my fix, its my old road bike which I didn't ride much following my liberation from the freewheel, but it is a good bike, a 531 condor, circa '90, with a period record g/set, downtube shifters & delta brakes & it saddens me to it see it becoming depleted, as I raid it for parts (I'm keeping the delta brakes), a shadow of its former self.

Namewise, I was thinking of the Warhol Factory habitue, have you seen Chelsea Girls recently?

Has anyone had any experience with carjacks?

xxxx

wtp?