London Fixed-gear and Single-speed SJS Cycles

Also...
We can probably fit a team, maybe two at our place

thanks Rixy

yes, Estelle is being a really lousy courier. But she has vouched that she has them so I'm considering you registered. Just need the forms in front of me. But no worries on your end. (Estelle should be scared though!)

Also, I will take you up on the place for sure!!! Please email me your address and how many people you can take asap.

well gosh Ripsic, you are so welcome. ;-)

Touche.....

Glad we got the Rollapaluza team registered in time.

touché

still need more place to stay.

when i get my saddle i'm going to soak it in petrol,set it on fire and throw it through the brooks factor window...
in protest.

in protest of what?!

brooks factor...

aidans gonna create his own game show where one of the rounds involves getting a saddle,soaking it in petrol,setting it on fire and throwing it through a window

using cow skin to make saddles...

i wish i could draw you a picture to illustrate how i would do it.
it would involve separate containers of brooks saddles,petrol and fire...10 points for every 1000 pounds worth of damage caused.

I am a grumpy sod.

Everyone knows that polo is more important than house repossession. Lovely doll of a human being, don't worry. Like I said, the team is in. You gonna be at polo on Sunday or are you going to be doing another useless thing like feeding homeless children or planting trees for habitat-less animals?

you have my love, support and of course my patience in this matter.

Whaterer.

Hell yeah. Brooks are really working the new wave of cycling fashion. Theyve been trying to get in on polo here for ages. Andrea came down to brick lane a while ago looking for something to sponsor. Theyve done a few things for the BFF already (like the ridiculous green saddle?) so expect more from them later this year..

NO MATTER WHAT I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE, IF YOUR ENTIRE TEAM'S NAMES AREN'T ON THIS LIST BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT YOU AND YOUR TEAM ARE NOT REGISTERED. CALL ME, STOP BY, WHATEVER!!!


Registered Teams:

Sezza & The Lezzas--London
Sarah Cole
Alison Warwood
Joanne Shippey

Mallets Of Hazard --London
Raymond Cheung
Joel Priestland
Jonny Wilkinson

SLAP -London
Dan Hamilton
Andy Fernandez
Matthew Sparkes

Them’s The Breaks-London
Emilie O’Brien
Robb Meertens
Matthew Bibby

Green Suede Shoes -London
Mike Merkenshlager
Oscar Khan
Kevin Gras

Zombie RMY—London (Reigning Champions of London Bike Polo)
Rob Milton
Yorgo Tloupas
Mike Kangelos

Who’s Bad? [at communicating with their teammates] aka BAD polo--London
Aidan Earl
Dave Tappy
Brendan McNamee

Rollapuluza -London
Dale Bickman
Jos Van Veldhoven
Buffalo “Sneaks into our room at night” Bill

Riders of Narm -London
Tom Pande
John Paul White
Lee Parker

Blazing Saddlesores-London
Robert Mortlock
Prav Rao
Michael Lynch

The Unknown – Madison,WI,USA/Berlin
Kevin Walsh
Jon Etwell
Eileen Herde



Team [causing Roxy] Trouble-London
Agata Woznicka
Estelle Rogers
Muna Mohammed

Hogs -London
Iain Pate
Mark Hill
Gabriel Bucknall

Cluster Fuck Unit -London
Chris Davies
David Hills
Chris Slowdon

The Fabulous French Fuckers- Paris
Ronan Merot
Marc Schmitt
Zemmour Laurent

The Cycle Kings--London
Dan Sands
Stephen Cumberland

The I <3 Ric’s -London
Ricardo Campano
Henry Taysom
James Purssell

Oakenden Pedallers A- Kent
Gary Collins
Gareth Collins
Colin Simpson

Oakenden Pedallers B- Kent
Nicky Collins
Frank Carney

The Rolling Drones- London
Tom Williams
Bianca Remer
Bogusz Zlotkowski

Burning Chunks Of Flesh-London
Ian Sansom
Nick Butterfield
Helen Robinson

The Pedalphiles-London
Simon Barnes
Michael Boyd
Joe Watts

Madelz, Berlin-Berlin
Eileen Herden
Caroline Cho
Sam Lindbuchl

MCR Douchbags- Manchester
Adam Russ
Joe Comyn-Doyle
Nes Brierley

MCR Dropouts- Manchester
Mirek Steadman
Nick Froud
Jason Cattermole

BikePolo-Muenchen- Munich
Andreas Schuster
Pablo Rioja

Spoke Newingtons- London
Max Knight
Jack George

The Lost Boys- London
Zac Nugent
Leo Spicer-Phelps
Ben Lerman

The Moving Targets- London
John Hudson
Ryan McCaig
Janky James


Bike Fix- London
Simon Whitlock
Matt Butt
Trevor Lacey

Fighting Mongooses- London
Tom Blessington
Hassan Raheem
Harry

Mad polo people? Wicked!

I'm gonna put a (hemp and mud) brick through your window for using petrol.

I had tall bikes racing to my house at 11:50 last night and others sending forms from middle England, thanks for your hard work y'all

OK, here ya go - final teams:
The only 2 exceptions are Oakenden Pedallers & The Munich team, everybody else, if you and your entire team ain't here, you're not playing.

Now let's get on with the fun stuff, wahey!!!

Registered Teams:

Sezza & The Lezzas--London
Sarah Cole
Alison Warwood
Joanne Shippey

Mallets Of Hazard --London
Raymond Cheung
Joel Priestland
Jonny Wilkinson

SLAP -London
Dan Hamilton
Andy Fernandez
Matthew Sparkes

Them’s The Breaks-London
Emilie O’Brien
Robb Meertens
Matthew Bibby

Green Suede Shoes -London
Mike Merkenshlager
Oscar Khan
Kevin Gras

Zombie RMY—London
Rob Milton
Yorgo Tloupas
Mike Kangelos

Who’s Bad? -London
Aidan Earl
Dave Tappy
Brendan McNamee

Rollapuluza -London
Dale Bickman
Jos Van Veldhoven
Buffalo Bill

Riders of Narm -London
Tom Pande
John Paul White
Lee Parker

Blazing Saddlesores-London
Robert Mortlock
Prav Rao
Michael Lynch

The Unknown – Madison,WI,USA/Berlin
Kevin Walsh
Jon Etwell
Marc Brockman

Team Trouble-London
Agata Woznicka
Estelle Rogers
Muna Mohammed

Bicyclestars Galactica -London
Iain Pate
Mark Hill
Gabriel Bucknall

Cluster Fuck Unit -London
Chris Davies
David Hills
Chris Slowdon

The Fabulous French Fuckers- Paris
Ronan Merot
Marc Schmitt
Zemmour Laurent

The I <3 Ric’s -London
Ricardo Campano
Henry Taysom
James Purssell

Oakenden Pedallers A- Kent
Gary Collins
Gareth Collins
Colin Simpson

Oakenden Pedallers B- Kent
Nicky Collins
Frank Carney

The Rolling Drones- London
Tom Williams
Bianca Remer
Bogusz Zlotkowski

Burning Chunks Of Flesh-London
Ian Sansom
Nick Butterfield
Helen Robinson

The Pedalphiles-London
Simon Barnes
Michael Boyd
Joe Watts

Madelz, Berlin-Berlin
Eileen Herden
Caroline Cho
Sam Lindbuchl

MCR Douchbags- Manchester
Adam Russ
Joe Comyn-Doyle
Nes Brierley

MCR Dropouts- Manchester
Mirek Steadman
Nick Froud
Jason Cattermole

BikePolo-Muenchen- Munich
Andreas Schuster
Pablo Rioja

Spoke Newingtons- London
Max Knight
Jack George
James Taiwo

The Lost Boys- London
Zac Nugent
Leo Spicer-Phelps
Ben Lerman

The Moving Targets- London
John Hudson
Ryan McCaig
Janky James


Bike Fix- London
Simon Whitlock
Matt Butt
Trevor Lacey

Fighting Mongooses- London
Tom Blessington
Hassan Raheem
Harry Cornish

Can't wait for this, hope I'll actually be able to spectate....

A certain Mr Z.S Fast has assured me the pedal-lovers have never played polo before and have no intention of practising, they're planning on using "other" tactics.

btw Rollapaluza is spelt wrong.

Whaterer

wow this is quite something.
I don't know which team name I prefer - Burning Chunks of Flesh or Spoke Newingtons..

eggpie, you left us to play with janky and ryan, boo!! you're going down.

It's all about the Blazing Saddlesores.

Yeah, let's take them down, Dale!

Watch Out! Friends from Madison were among the first to register but I had no idea they actually really meant it. Apparently they were serious. They are looking for flights right now.
Fear them.

Sweet Thunder- Madison WI, USA
Jonny Hunter
Leif Martinson
Jill Harrison

Sorry, Sezza & the Lezzas is the clear winner. You just won't give them credit 'cause you know you don't stand a chance in sleeping with any of them. ;-)

mmm.. do I know them? lezzas? tempting...

The Cycle Kings-Oxford
Dan Sands
Stephen Cumberland
Simon Li

Sweet Thunder- Madison WI, USA
Jonny Hunter
Leif Martinson
Jill Harrison

Holy Sh*t!

I think each team should take a team picture before the 17th. We could do trading cards.
Look at dem boys in purple...cute eh?:

or this - taking ourselves waaaay too seriously.

There is a lot of goodness in this.
Maybe we should get someone to take the photo?

we'll never be able to find a photographer in east london!!

dont be so silly dogs of course we will theres loads.

i don't believe you!

MoH have actually comissioned Antony Gormley to do a life size sculpture of our team. Angel of the North life size ;)

There are 2 photographers already booked for the event.

im in... as long as no one checks id

yes, I'll be working on the rollers on this day....however not ALL day...should make it later on.

OMG. Id forgotten those FGL shirts. For some reason I kept mine on the entire day. I think I felt bad that we got killed in the first round. Surely Bills MT shirts cant be that bad?

You nearly had your chance after the alleycat though didn't you Roxy?

You lucky thing

Ha!

Only by the default of Ted having no chance

Yea, you went home with me instead.

You poor thing

shoot Aidan, I just noticed you accidentally asked for a saddle on your registration form. Don't worry, I removed your order and put that you won't be needing one.

Wow team lists look awesome....

Not awesome till the Oxford Supernova Society is added!

...please let us compete Roxy!