whilst travelling through west ealing last night meeting my girl at the station, only thing was couldn't stop to say hi, even though we smiled knowingly, due to this toss pot i often come across on my journey who insists on overtaking me, and each time yelling "HA!" then slowing, i pass him and always say a cheery "hi", to which he physically "snorts" then changes gear, stands up and passes me, this goes on for 6 miles, much to my amusement, but last night i was running late so was having none of it, took him on the hill, watching change to a silly gear, grinned as i passed him and kept ahead, all the way. that was when i saw her......dark pony tail, green bike no brakes, if i wasn't trying to piss off the tossa, woulda stopped and said "hi"
oh, well!

Green bike you say??? Maybe Ealing Fixie Chick(tm) has repainted the red machine.. or found herself a new toy?? Or maybe there's competition in the female fixie ranks out west? I will keep my eyes peeled! Where exactly was this Mr Murtle?

well Mr. Hippy, between west ealing blockbusters.

Was she wearing those funky striped courier chic art-student type stockings and a denim skirt?
Perhaps we do have some competition.. "excellent Smithers excellent!"

nope, jeans and a black hooded top.........let the games commence!

is she like a haunted fixed rider, with a flaming skull for a head, who only appears fleetingly, when the fog hangs heavy in the air?

Basically.. yes.

oh...you mean her

Photos please.

Actually no, a better idea - make a simpsons avatar of her!

I've tried. All the photos of her turn out to be black, overexposed to white or just a shimmer where she was in the shot...

she's probably just a weather balloon..

yeah or a new top secret plane

maybee, a mirage, it was hot and sunny and i had sweat running in my eyes......

"i saw her......dark pony tail, green bike no brakes"

So you meant to say "i saw him......dark skinned male, green basket no beer"

haaaa

or maybe she's our "phantom" user!!!!

ummmmm

Did she have a dog/wolve/whatever?

The wolf was following her.

ahrrgghh!! your all jealous, 'cos she smiled at me 8^P

she's probably lurking somewhere on the forum reading all this ...

hence the "phantom' reference earlier

hehe....you're all welcome to her.....the last thing i want is a girl who is actually gonna come riding with me and may even be fitter than me!.....The biggest benefit of cycling for me is to get away from the f*cking girlfriend!!!....:)

to be honest, that's probably why so many ARE doing the bridges tomorrow 8^)

haaaaaaa