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Old 18th July 2008   #601
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f-a-i-l!
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Old 18th July 2008   #602
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FAIL: One of my work places new bike "facilities".
They've removed space for 50+ bikes on U-Bar things and put these in instead. Muppets


Oh and FAIL - the Westminster Councillor caught last week nicking £180k of Faberge products from a jewellers, being chased around Berkley Square and then claiming it was all 'a clever joke'.
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Old 18th July 2008   #603
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fail
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Old 18th July 2008   #604
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.
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Old 18th July 2008   #605
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FAIL:

Oh and FAIL - the Westminster Councillor caught last week nicking £180k of Faberge products from a jewellers, being chased around Berkley Square and then claiming it was all 'a clever joke'.
Which one?
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Old 18th July 2008   #606
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That would be slander* as its still sub justice. I'll pm you.

* think
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Old 18th July 2008   #607
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me, earlier tonight, locked out my house for over an hour after going out to bring my bike in in nothing but a pair of y-fronts
me locking my self out in my dressing gown while going out to let g. in.
Last edited by chris crash; 18th July 2008 at 12:04. Reason: e
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Old 18th July 2008   #608
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My workmate locking her bf in her house this morning. .
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Old 18th July 2008   #609
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That was on purpose, I'm sure.
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Old 18th July 2008   #610
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That would be slander* as its still sub justice. I'll pm you.

* think
PM me and I'll post it.
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Old 18th July 2008   #611
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Old 18th July 2008   #612
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poor man, probably broken neck
that is shit for live, wheelchair!!!
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Old 18th July 2008   #613
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FAIL.
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Old 18th July 2008   #614
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Old 18th July 2008   #615
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FAIL.
Cor that's a whopper! Not a bad fish either...
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Old 18th July 2008   #616
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BROMLEY: Sheep sex suspect barred from farmyards
http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/n..._farmyards.php

I particularly like the caption under the photo in the article "a sheep such as this may have been assaulted"
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Old 18th July 2008   #617
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in Hackney central there are a group of Jamaican with a monocycle just like that one, but from a MTB. They use it to go up and down in a little wall by the street while they get piss with super lager and stone with spliffs. Is amazing how fuck they get and not fold down.
just by the station of Hacney Downs if someone is interested
I'll be sure to check them out
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Old 20th July 2008   #618
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Old 20th July 2008   #619
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i'm also out of action due to hitting a..........






......fucking pony. FAIL.

epic fail:

Last edited by johnnyhotdog; 20th July 2008 at 15:53.
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Old 20th July 2008   #620
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FAIL.
" what a whopper" and other puns may be appropriate here.

If that was real it would mean, he has big non centred penis. A half success I would say.
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Old 20th July 2008   #621
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Dark Times. Anyone know anything about skydiving? Would it be possible for his mates to catch up with him and grab him or does that shit only happen in the movies?
Who needs a parachute? Use your mate's! http://youtube.com/watch?v=972exoFhP9M
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Old 21st July 2008   #622
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^that is proper mental!
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Old 22nd July 2008   #623
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Wtf
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Old 22nd July 2008   #624
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Thats pretty idiotic
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Old 22nd July 2008   #625
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duped
Last edited by awer1; 22nd July 2008 at 21:47. Reason: duped
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Old 23rd July 2008   #626
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Why have you posted my Facebook profile in the Epic Fail thread?

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i'm also out of action due to hitting a..........






......fucking pony. FAIL.

epic fail:
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Old 23rd July 2008   #627
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^LOL don't worry, it aint your pic. Its a link which displays the profile picture of the person who is logged into facebook on the computer you are using. Log out of face book and you will see a blank image.
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Old 23rd July 2008   #628
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I see - mind you, my Facebook picture is almost worth an Epic Fail mention.
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Old 23rd July 2008   #629
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thats incredible... my picture is also worth quoting as an epic fail.

i felt quite silly for a minutes then, i think i may have to change my profile pic

:(
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Old 23rd July 2008   #630
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^LOL don't worry, it aint your pic. Its a link which displays the profile picture of the person who is logged into facebook on the computer you are using. Log out of face book and you will see a blank image.
exactly - we can't see it.

:-)
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Old 24th July 2008   #631
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TORY FAIL
I quote:
"The Conservative leader was reported to have chained the bike to a short bollard, allowing the thief to lift it clear."
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Old 24th July 2008   #632
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^LOL don't worry, it aint your pic. Its a link which displays the profile picture of the person who is logged into facebook on the computer you are using. Log out of face book and you will see a blank image.
that was fucking brilliant. I freaked for a second there.
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Old 24th July 2008   #633
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TORY FAIL
I quote:
"The Conservative leader was reported to have chained the bike to a short bollard, allowing the thief to lift it clear."
From that guardian article...

A Metropolitan police spokesman said: "A member of the public reported the theft of a bike on our website. The incident happened between 6.30 and 6.45."

Asked if there was CCTV in the area, he said: "That's not something we would discuss on the theft of a bike."


Wtf? How long has that been the policy? Policing Fail.
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Old 24th July 2008   #634
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You mean:
Police. Fail.
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Old 24th July 2008   #635