i went to philly this past weekend to see some friends and this one bird that i kinda dig. she rides SS and we decided to go for a ride and i taught her some basic maintenance and gave her some of my old tools and stuff. she relly wanted to learn how to ride fixed and i was like its easy, so i loaned her one of my (hand built) wheels.

we were riing around the lot for a while and down the street and she loved it. we were going to her house so i had to drive because i couldn't leave my car, so i'm driving really slow and shes riding the bike with the fixie wheel still on it. shes doing wella nd shes all smiles.

then i look in my rear veiw and see her lose control on a decline (the ratio was pretty low but she did have front and read brakes) and her fot slipped off the peddle and tore off her shoe and she flew over the bike pretty hard and tore up her elbow, her knee her hip and her boob as well as peeled off a finger nail.

i felt so bad and she yelled at me for allowing her (i guess?) to ride the bike that soon.

needless tosay this bird and i did not advance to make out stage.

i think bikes will not get me girls. i need a new schtick.

You should've backed up and finished her off.

umm...i was expecting to read about hot steamy dumpster sex.never mind.
shes wrong to blame you,shes an adult...she should act like one and take responsibility for being a moron.

hahaha

[quote=aidan;187677]
shes wrong to blame you,shes an adult...quote]
Where did it say that?

[quote=Platini;187682]PAEDO!!!

poor boob.

tell her to HTFU.

[quote=Platini;187682]say what? i wrote that...look it has 'quote' next to it.

Fucking americans and their culture of blame, I blame the americans and their blame-culture.

aidan, my good man, I think Platini was inferring that she was, in fact, a child. :)

emoxfag - nice idea in theory, next time, steer clear from hills perhaps!

Just make sure she doesn't sue you fella... that's one of their favorite pass times!

As an American, I am fully entitled to wholeheartedly agree without being accused of being racist or nationality-ist or any other -ist. Except maybe moron-ist. It's her own fault for not understanding the risks of riding fixed.

Emoxfag --
Who cares if the girl was scratched up, I just hope your bike wasn't, especially considering you didn't even get to first base.

Ahhh, but how did you know her boob was scratched emox? I reckon you're not telling the whole story! Unless she was riding topless.

Ha!

Yep why not sue her?

theres only ONE person that can resolve this...

...i welcome to this case......


this is how ALL americans resolve cases isn't it? through making some money out of it?

...i was jumping the gun a bit.in my deffence i assumed she was an adult as emofag had been eying up her scratched boob.if i'm going to fall in to the category of "peado" then its only fair that emofag does as well.

^^ yeah but he's only a kid himself isn't he? He was posting about taking a shit in some girl's house the other week.... :-((

having a shit in a girls house doesn't make you a minor...does it?
any how...he has a job in a bike shop.

ive taken many a shit in a females house......does this legally make me a "peado" and should my face be in the local paper?

were you hiding in the wardrobe at the time?

its the only location i could fit and sniff her clothes at the same time.....whilst taking a shit obviously...

That's old school paedo... before it got a bad name, like.

Shitting in a girl's house takes courage. It takes even more courage to shit in a girl's halls room, when the toilet is essentially a cupboard.

Doesn't really sound like this has anything to do with riding fixed nor with her being a "girl" (except that that's important for the trying to get some part of the story). Sounds to me like she doesn't know how to ride a f*cking bike and shouldn't be getting on one. Maybe she as balance issues. Now if you said you were in San Francisco, the 'hill' may actually be an excuse.
She was probably embarrassed, I would be. If you weren't totally turned off by her blaming, you should have made a move with some sort of "How is it possible you're still so frickin cute all scratched up?" line.

Agony Aunt Roxy.. cute.

or totally turned off by the missing fingernail! Ooouuch I'm cringing.

but she had a scratch up boob...ewwww!

if she was as young as everyone's making out she was probably bawling non stop too. That's never a turn on, a young kid bawling non stop cos they've grazed their boob.

Sorry, just trying to get down with this rather bizarre thread..

so she fell off YOUR fixed bike, probably scratching it and other damages and she has the audacity to give you a telling off?

and how did the whole thing end? did you give her a lift home?


PERSONALLY SPEAKING.......if it were i, i would have swung some donughts in my car around her whilst she was still lying there in the middle, taunt her a bit, make the most out of a bad situation

shes only a year my junior. i noticed her amble bosom was wounded because her shirt was ripped a bit and it was exposed. i had to pull up her shirt to cover her. then she showed me. it kinda ruled in a return of the living dead part 3 sort of way.

i have to admit that i'm still mesmerised by the concept of a scratched boob.

these early experiences can have a profound impact on one's predilections.

:D

Comedy gold !

Her bosom ambled? Where??