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Old 3rd April 2008   #51
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i thought it was the noise that was made when you got velcro stuck on your pubes and you tried to pull it off too quickly
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Old 3rd April 2008   #52
Momentum
I always think that's more of a "bruup", but maybe I've got denser pubes than you.
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Old 3rd April 2008   #53
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I agree. I know I should'nt as that makes me as bad as them if I fight back, but fuck it you have to stand up and fight for some things. Touch wood on the mild mannered streets of Cambridge I havent been attacked or robbed (maybe as I am a 17 stone 6'3 skin head), but lets face it these attacks seem to be pretty indescripnate so keep an MTB handy to throw at their heads when they try to run you down and nick your ride.

how does standing up for yourself make you as bad as people trying to take advantage of you?
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Old 3rd April 2008   #54
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or when you unload a stiff long log...........sideways
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Old 3rd April 2008   #55
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Bletchley's not MK. Are you trying to down-market yourself or something?
sorry to be a boring cunt, but it is, technically, part of MK. Perhaps you're mixing Bletchley up with Newport Pagnell, which, although part of MK to most residents, isn't actually in the city boundary.

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I feel we're all getting a bit sidetracked.
sorry to be a boring cunt.

Sooooo, back on to twats robbing people, whilst riding on scooters... where will all end eh?
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Old 3rd April 2008   #56
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i say tear the little bastards a new arsehole!
the police won't do anything, their parents won't do anything, the council won't do anything, gordon won't do anything.
the only people who care about this are the victims. you've gotta solve the problem yourself, no one is going to do it for you!
burn their shitty scooters to the ground!!!!
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Old 3rd April 2008   #57
chris crash
 
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this is why we should all start carrying fire arms.
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Old 3rd April 2008   #58
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this is why we should all start carrying fire arms.
No need for fire arms, Sugar in the little shits gas tanks when they is parked up outside their tower block, school, parol office, Nanns house, tesco, or where ever the youts of today hang out. And a banana up the tail pipe for good measure.
Then they are'nt going to be able to chase you down...
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Old 3rd April 2008   #59
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No need for fire arms, Sugar in the little shits gas tanks when they is parked up outside their tower block, school, parol office, Nanns house, tesco, or where ever the youts of today hang out. And a banana up the tail pipe for good measure.
Then they are'nt going to be able to chase you down...
right stop robbing me for a second so i can sugar your gas tank...

OR

Bang Bang, and on with your day.
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Old 3rd April 2008   #60
asm
Carry a spare mountainbike around with you. Either throw it in self defence, or use it as a decoy.
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Old 3rd April 2008   #61
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or get some Blast Knuckles (tm):


http://www.kingofswords.com/product_...ducts_id/12596

and smack the fuckers with some high voltage poetic justice!
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Old 3rd April 2008   #62
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right stop robbing me for a second so i can sugar your gas tank...

OR

Bang Bang, and on with your day.
Ok I agree the Bang Bang on with my day does sound like a good option.
Or can we maybe reach happy medium?
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Old 3rd April 2008   #63
chris crash
 
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well you could get a small gun, that sounds like middle ground to me, something semi automatic i think
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Old 3rd April 2008   #64
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Milton Keynes has produced some of the better snowboarders the UK has - snowdome and the station that has been turned over to a designated skate area means that there are alternative options for the yoot than riding round on scooters.

Still, the 'Theatre District' is a deeply misleading, marketing led name. Don't be fooled.

MK: it ain't bad, but it ain't great.
Last edited by justMouse; 3rd April 2008 at 21:36.. Reason: lack of proofreading in the original (BMMF where were you?)
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Old 3rd April 2008   #65
tommid
 
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Like this?
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Old 3rd April 2008   #66
chris crash
 
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seems right for you.
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Old 3rd April 2008   #67
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Mini u-lock = back pocket.

All these muggings on bikes are worrying me :-/ I guess we have to look confident and ride swiftly.
I think this may be a more suitable "personal defense" item for the back pocket - Gets nasty, get down to business!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NH...wordpress.com/
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Old 3rd April 2008   #68
burner
This is more like it: <p>

Takes out Scooter jockeys, scooters, landrovers, humvees, APC's.
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Old 3rd April 2008   #69
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i thought it's when chav/gangsta kids do the pistol thing with their hands (imagine charlie's angels). when they point their imaginary gun at you (sideways of course), they go "braap braap" innit...cos "bang bang" is not hip(hop)
I disagree:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4seSMPXtwZ0
great great snowboard film
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Old 4th April 2008   #70
eeehhhh
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i thought it's when chav/gangsta kids do the pistol thing with their hands (imagine charlie's angels). when they point their imaginary gun at you (sideways of course), they go "braap braap" innit...cos "bang bang" is not hip(hop)
the ones in my hometown of basingstoke make this weird "drut drut" noise as well.

i've never heard a gun make that noise.
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