full colour picture of the dance singer 'Craid Davids' I made on my home computer/keyboard/mouses combo.

You're weird.

ruth ruth babby ruth!

Really nothing, just some redemptory eye work + high end typography.

1920x1200 version plz kthxbai.

I’m mates with a doctor, and when she was on rotation in the psych ward she was introduced to this guy, who up til then had lived a perfectly psychologically normal life.

His problems started one day when he heard the distinctive cry of ‘Craig Dayyyvid’ from Bo Selecta. Thought nothing of it – perhaps he’d left the telly on. Unfortunately this was just the beginning of his problems. He would hear it at work, and when he got home – ‘Craig Dayyyyvid’. Until he heard it all the time. Just in his head, over and over again. ‘Craig Dayyyyvid’. ‘Craig Dayyyyvid’. He decided to seek help when on top of this whenever he was in a large crowd of people, he would see one or two of them wearing the Bo Selecta Craig David mask…

Kinda funny story, but also pretty terrifying.

his right eye is wonkey

All over your boink!

I wrote a short story about someone called Craig David who shared the 'singer's' proclivity for referring to himself only in the 3rd person.

(translated: BringMeMyFix wrote a short story about someone called Craig David who shared Craig David's proclivity for referring to Craig David only in the 3rd person)

Then BringMeMyFix discovered that Craig David shares BringMeMyFix's birthday, which made BringMeMyFix very unhappy, as previously BringMeMyFix had only been aware of Tammy Wynette, Michael Palin, and Karl Marx sharing BringMeMyFix's birthday. Craig David says, 'Bo', and BringMeMyFix says, 'rot in hell you birthday tainting piece of shit-stained limescale from an R 'n' B toilet bowl'.

yep I think it was creepy that programme. And foul language. Horrible. I can relate to this poor sod i really can.

I don't know what you are talking about.

New word, thanks.

what razor does he use to achieve those flawless lines?

Not that I'd be allowed one at work but damn that's precise. It's like it's been CNC'd

@wheels - does this mean you're unaware of the hip-hop bidet and the anti-folk pissoir?

jonny is cracking up

The whole rock/shithole scene is new to me.

david/malone i fail to see the difference

stright razor, when you get good you can remove one hair at a time.

I prefer an angle-grinder to manage my facial hair.

probably cut your self less then if you used a straight razor at the start... painful painful times.

right eye is worse, looking up wards.

Strange !?

Craig David and Monopoly ride together in the same room at the same time !

http://www.somethingjewish.co.uk/articles/939_get_on_your_bike.htm

Anyone got any Craig David news ?

Bo selecta!?

It was his birthday recently. Can I get a rewind?

I've heard Oxide & Neutrino are remixing his latest album..

Hmm. Can you fill me in?

I am dissapointed to find that this thread has fallen by the wayside, I would think, at the least, that VelocityBoty would have made it a sticky. :(

Ah, I do remember this thread but I seem to not have contributed any bullshit to it.. so.. here you go!

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Steve_com that right there is some solid 'david' work, they are both going straight onto my Craig David wall chart.