He's on the motherfuckiugn tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

well tell him to get off it!

I am happy to see this renewed interest in the official LFGSS Craig David thread (LFGSSCDT).

It has brought me much joy over the years.

respect

Craig David wakes up to an alarm of his own song...

I've got a story on him......

Anal Champagne disaster ?

Not quite. It involves a cajun chicken breast, a bottle of amyl and the blonde one from Shampoo("Ooooh, check you, ya mama too and your Daddddy.....!)

Christ! do you make these stories up?

That one I did! ;-)

Seriously, though I know a girl that went out with him for a bit couple of years ago, says he's the most boring bloke she's ever met
His life consists of weight training in his basement gym, getting his housemaid(he's a lazy cunt apparently) to make him chicken 4/6 times a day, playing his Playsation, watching DVD's, and chasing glamour models on internet social chatsites
She was with him for about 2 months and she said they went out once, apparently he's a recluse and hates going out

ha!

If the outside world contained as much hate and ridicule as this thread I wouldn't blame him.

Oh hold on it does.

sounds like Chug_IT if he was rich

Lots of Craig David pisstaking on this weeks Buzzcocks:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode..._22_Episode_8/