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Old 10th June 2007   #1
Stef
 
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by the look of things...check this out...
specially the last picture!!!!two bikes tied up with some shitty plastc wire?
we should import japanese cops not track frames
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Old 10th June 2007   #2
Hovis Brown
 
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I think just outside the frame of the photographs is a tall Japanese man and a sword.
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Old 10th June 2007   #3
dicki
maybe a londonfgss road trip to tokyo to steal some bikes !!
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Old 10th June 2007   #4
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They're far too honest over there (is that a bad thing?). Most folk walk around with their whole months wages in their wallets too.
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Old 10th June 2007   #5
dicki
some pickpocketing aswell then
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Old 10th June 2007   #6
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locks ain't in fashion over there yet.
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Old 18th June 2007   #7
lukeslytalker
im going to Tokyo in September with a banaclava and some wire strippers and see what i can come back with...
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Old 18th June 2007   #8
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Its true, the Japanese are very honest.

A friend of my dad went to tokyo for business. He bought some paintings there, and left them on the train platform. 1 week later, he comes back and they are still there, in exactly the same place. Fancy that!

Japanese people, in my experience, they are one of the best kind of people to do business with. (Yes i realize i am only 20 and haven't ever sealed any proper business deals, but still.)
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Old 18th June 2007   #9
ffub
Except you have to sit on the right couch in their office, they freak out at facial hair and their English is terrible, I agree that they are great to do business with.

My Japanese aint all that either!
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Old 18th June 2007   #10
|³|MA3K
 
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Japanese are one of the most racsist people in the world. Their trains run on time but.
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Old 18th June 2007   #11
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Japanese people, in my experience, they are one of the best kind of people to do business with. (Yes i realize i am only 20 and haven't ever sealed any proper business deals, but still.)
That how they gey you, lure you in to a false sence of security, then bam! You have been hoodwinked!
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Old 18th June 2007   #12
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Yeah they have a imperialist history, but so do Germans, and British too..
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Old 18th June 2007   #13
big mummy smeear
yeah every single pic i have seen of locked up bikes in japan have all had shite locks on them, its rather nice, we should get some of that spirit over here.
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Old 18th June 2007   #14
|³|MA3K
 
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Yeah but they got nuked..
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Old 18th June 2007   #15
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I noticed the same when I was there. ie. new 6-pack of beer left on top of a vending machine for a week.
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Old 18th June 2007   #16
kowalski
Last time I was there I noticed the phone boxes had phone directories in them that weren't chained down. And they didn't stink of piss.

I was in Mos Burger where the tables have a powerpoint for your laptop and wifi. A guy decided he wanted more coffee so he went downstairs to the counter to get one. Left his laptop on the table without a second thought.

Can't see that happening in Camberwell Maccy D's.
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Old 18th June 2007   #17
flowmotion
maybe in Notting Hill's Maccy's...
or in Camberwell's Harrods. if there would be one..
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Old 18th June 2007   #18
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Nah, i know that McDonalds in Notting Hill, it's just as bad! Not as bad as the Kentish town one, though. Don't go there. Or the KFC on camden high st. Rats as big as your arm in there, i tell ya.
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Old 18th June 2007   #19
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I used to know this old farmer, he was captured by the japanese during the war and they tortured him pretty badly, by all accounts. He was a nutter and wouldn't even let people park japanese cars on his land.
He kept various weaponry in strategic positions around the farm in case they came back for him!
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Old 18th June 2007   #20
flowmotion
i don't go to McDonalds or KFC, or Burger King or alike, ever, unless i really badly need to take a piss or a shit.
i think, that's the only thing they are good for..
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Old 18th June 2007   #21
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flowmotion:i don't go to McDonalds or KFC, or Burger King or alike, ever, unless i really badly need to take a piss or a shit.
I think they call that a Big Mac and Coke.
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Old 18th June 2007   #22
RPM
 
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what about Wimpy?

you've never gone and sat down to a "Bender"?
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Old 18th June 2007   #23
flowmotion
nop. never been that lucky..
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Old 18th June 2007   #24
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Old 18th June 2007   #25
lpg
 
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Photo caption competition :

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Old 18th June 2007   #26
RPM
 
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"ain't you gonna eat that?"
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Old 18th June 2007   #27
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"I WILL be the new Michelin Man and you WILL fear me!!!!"
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Old 18th June 2007   #28
hippy
 
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"Chicks dig bulk, pass me that burger"
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Old 18th June 2007   #29
RPM
 
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"mmmfnfnfghgh, gggffghghfgf, rrrgggmmhhmnn?"
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Old 18th June 2007   #30
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hehe
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Old 18th June 2007   #31
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"You! yeah, you. Get that Clowny looking motherfucker here right now and get him to tell me why the packaging on this motherfucker ain't edible!! I've had 5 of these fucking burgers and I'm still hungry biatch!"
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Old 18th June 2007   #32
RPM
 
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"go on Dad, pull my finger"
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Old 18th June 2007   #33
lpg
 
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"Look, i know i don't look like the kid from the pampers ad, but we can't all conform to unrealistic body shapes created by the media".
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Old 18th June 2007   #34
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WTF!!!!! I thought Wimpy was dead
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Old 18th June 2007   #35
RPM
 
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going through a takeover or something apparently
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Old 18th June 2007   #36
TheBrick(Tommy)
 
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"Timmy take off the arm bands we left the swimming pool half an hour ago"
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Old 18th June 2007   #37
big mummy smeear
"mother, why must you try to re-live your childhood pains through me"
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Old 18th June 2007   #38
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" I WANT THAT ONE ,NOW'
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