For all you visual shizual types:

http://www.islington.gov.uk/Transport/GreenTravel/default.asp

When there's a competition, the thread's dead.. when it's pure pisstaking, every man and his dog has a crack!

I don't understand.

You don't understand what I wrote or you don't understand the lack of replies?

I just don't understand.

You overstand?

I thought Galliano invented overstanding.

Apologies up front for my cynicism, any promotion of cycling is good with me but . . .


Come on, these prizes are shit, not a single Arrospok on that list:


You could win:

1) your artwork on a poster space in a London Underground station for two weeks in February (provided by ArtBelow)

Ok maybe I was a little too fast to judge, understand what they are offering here, somewhere in the disused ticket hall at Loughton tube station is a 'poster space' with your name on it ! (for two weeks).

2) a place in an exhibition at the Rainbird Gallery in February

Far too specific to my mind, I think what is really meant here is:

a place in an exhibition of some sort at the Rainbird Gallery sometime or other

3) a 1 metre x 1.5 metre art print to take home

Fuck me, they are really committing themselves to this competition !

4) spot prizes including a new bicycle.

I think I know where this might be going: http://www.unipackuk.co.uk/99pence.htm