London Fixed-gear and Single-speed SJS Cycles

I see a few lurking under the guise of 'icy roads' but come on, fess up your drunken slams this yuletide. Ben's deffo the funniest thus far. Here's mine: last night, coming off Holland Park Ave turning left I was going way too fast and managed to run out of corner. Shame for the parked cars and my glove / hand that ran into them...

You just need to drink more in the off season so when it comes to silly season you don't kill yourselves :)
Slow, liver pickling is the way to go not wham bam thankyou gutter :)

i don't know when it was...it was after...oh the jeff wall private view at the white cube...

me and alex(ASM) got nicley drunk on free booze, thank you white cube, and then invited ourself along to dinner with someone and their lady friend and were to drunk to realise when they said were going for food they didn't mean we all are they ment we are going for food...when we finally clocked we proceeded to racing each other across central london having drag races from lights to lights and pretty sure i almost got hit jumping one...we got food and then after that ts a bt of a blur but i managed to get all the way home and just as i was going down the ramp to get into the pathway to our house i was thinking to myself "im well proud i havnn't crashed" and just as i look up i see a wall coming straight towards me that i forgot was there...(the wall being part of my house

i crashed once

a wall coming straight towards me that i forgot was there...(the wall being part of my house
turd...........how long have you lived there??????

so have i...............

get hit by a spud gun pellet?

....i didnt really think about it at the time.....i think it was!

ha ha ha ha quite a while at that point...

i live in masonettes and were on the ground floor and theres a ramp to get down to all of the doors on the ground floor. trick is when you get to our road youve just crossed a bridge so you have a little speed you take a quick right into the road jump onto the curb, swerve to miss a bus stop and then take the ramp right next to it its alot harder then it seems trust me...

thats still cracking me up!!

or a courgette?

whatever spud gun that guy had it was no match to jlo's wit.....or her yellow bag......not even a sniper spud gun.

that convo was totally stupid but fuckin funny..:)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0278435/trailers-screenplay-E15368-310

ohh yeah.....best laugh ive had in ages!

hahaha......can't believe you know the title....knew you were fucking watching it properly!!!

i just googled jlo!! you have it on dvd!.......have you seen the b movie!?

i have it on VHS...;)

she was in anaconda ya know....:) with ice cube...:)

haha....just remembered the whole 'bee thing'....and spaghetti flinging.....hehehehe....my stomach hurts!

so was Eric Stoltz he was also in the butterfly effect......along with Ashton Kutcher

eric stoltz was also in 'mask' with cher....who was also in mermaids...with winona ryder who was also in bram stokers dracula which i have on vhs...:)

gary oldman was in dracula....he was also in batman begins along with morgon freeman who was also in lucky number slevin which i have on dvd

my mate jaguar skills was also in batman begins...along with christian bale....who was also in american psycho....our whole bee carrying,spaghetti flinging,spud gun shooting convo was also pyscho.....we should be on dvd...:)

ahh i was trying to remember jaguar skills! cheers......what was that film you were talking about....rise of the foot soldiers.
i remembered when i was typing it.

yeah,'rise of the footsoldier'...was just watching it again tonight....
aaah....if only i was as articuliterate as you when i was 21...i'd be running the cunt tree...:)

il watch that tomorrow....
im going to write that on my cv!

i think this discussion was about falling off.....:)

yeah....that'll help when you apply for that prime minister job...:)

well 'falling off' sounds a bit like 'falling down'.....michael douglas was in falling down....he was also in.......:)

yeah thats right.....it shouldnt be a problem.
if people say oi stop talking crap we could say that talking crap sounds a bit like look who's talking which stared john Travolta who was also in sword fish.

i think i just peed a lil....:)
i'm off to bed before i go and open the door to the video cupboard...:)

later!!

STOP
for the love of god


actually its funny...

carry on

love of god sounds like city of god which stared Alexandre Rodrigues who was also in Memórias da Chibata

What the fuck happened here?

got carried away.....

my first party slam, just riding home from the pub, the car infront of me slams it's brakes on i swerved down the side of it and there's some cnut stood in the road looking at me as if to say "what the fcuk are you doing in the road." i rode straight into him, i must of being doing no more than 15mph at the time then he's all rolling about on the floor like a premiership footballer and everyone runs over to see if he's ok? what the fcuk he walked out infront of me? fcuking peds. vent over.

hope you put the boot in and finished the fucker off

Maybe he was a premiership footballer? In which case i also hope you finished him off :)

him off sounds like face off which stared John Travolta and Nicolas Cage.

Nicholas cage was in 2 films i saw recently, Next and Con Air, also starring John Cusack and John Malcovich.

i just picked myself and ride up and cussed at him for RUINING one side of my TWO DAY old white bar tape...fcuking cnut. get to spend 10 sheets on some more tomorrow. brilliant.

John Malkovich was in Being John Malkovich which costarred Cameron Diaz.

Tom Cruise mistook Penelope Cruz for Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky, which had a soundtrack including Sigur Ros and the Beach Boys.

tried to resist but couldn't.....

Nicholas cage was also in 8mm....which also starred joaquin phoenix....phoenix is in arizona....raising arizona was a film that also starred nicholas cage....nicholas cage is also in ghost rider....a part which he won due to his obsession with the the comic book character which he also has a tattoo of...tattoo was a film that starred bruce dern....bruce dern was also in the burbs with tom hanks....tom hanks shares his first name with tom cruise....tom cruise was in the outsiders....the outsiders also starred matt dillon...matt dillon was also in rumble fish....and rumble fish also brings us nicely back to another of it's stars....Nicholas cage!
i hand over to you Aidan....:)

haaaa!! you have them all on vhs!

haven't seen rumblefish for years - really liked that movie

s'all about the vhs!