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Old 24th July 2008   #201
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It's makes you a decidedly metrosexual homosexual.
Ooh - I like that! Could I be a meta-metrosexual homosexual? Just to perplex people?
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Old 30th July 2008   #202
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Cycling shorts under baggies/combats is a winner. Longer 3/4 leg or full leg in the winter, and some nice lightweight lycra in summer. Would never wear it 'out' tho. Used to do the full roadie thing in a past life, and it was good for training/racing, but not needed for commuting.

Plus you look like a dick at the pub! Keep it covered people.
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Old 30th July 2008   #203
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Plus you look like a dick at the pub! Keep it covered people.
Speak for yourself...
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Old 30th July 2008   #204
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Plus you look like a dick at the pub!
geez. then you would've had some serious shrinkage goin through the polo crowd at windsor last weekend. was glad i had my sunday best lycra gear on ;)
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Old 30th July 2008   #205
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This is an old thread - everybody knows that wearing lycra looks gay! :)
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Old 30th July 2008   #206
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It's only gay if your balls touch.
Apparently.
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Old 30th July 2008   #207
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It's only gay if your balls touch.
Apparently.
phew, i choose to wear a ball splitter.
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Old 30th July 2008   #208
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hehe, nice.

I have a special two compartment scrote.
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Old 30th July 2008   #209
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This is an old thread - everybody knows that wearing lycra looks gay! :)
It's true.. :)

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Old 30th July 2008   #210
willski
Nice aero rucksack there. Just what you need for your aero highlighter pens.
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Old 30th July 2008   #211
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Go faster stripes as well.. is it a man, is it a machine?
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Old 31st July 2008   #212
scaryeire
Lycra is 60% less ghey than a thread devoted to discussing what to wear when riding.

If anything wearing Jeans on a bike is ghey because its a fashion choice. You don't see canoeists ditching their wet suit for jeans, or wearing their wet suit under jeans. That would be ghey.

Lycra is functional. If you are riding for function then lycra works, if you are riding for style then quick, get your rolled up hipster jeans. If your ghey, discuss it on a forum.

That said, I chimed in on this rather ghey thread and I ride in jeans or shorts usually.

Peace
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Old 31st July 2008   #213
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If, like me, you sweat a lot in hot weather, lycra is a good friend, as is helps prevent chafing. Wearing lycra running shorts, it was only natural to progress to lycra cycling shorts. Oh, and you simply have to use Vasoline on your middle meat and nipples, too. Nothing gay about that...
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Old 31st July 2008   #214
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I'm gay, and I wear lycra. Ergo...
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Old 31st July 2008   #215
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i wear lycra and i'm not gay.
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Old 31st July 2008   #216
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That totally ruins my theory. Thanks.
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Old 6th September 2008   #217
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Old 6th September 2008   #218
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anyone who hasn't worn lycra at some point in their life is not a cyclist.
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Old 7th September 2008   #219
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Repped.. you lycra whore. :)
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Old 7th September 2008   #220
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Tee hee. I met a young lady (a non-cyclist) this evening who thinks that padded lycra shorts are totally hot. (No one has ever told me that before!) Needless to say, she was gay. I think we might be onto something...
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Old 7th September 2008   #221
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My gf loves my knicks. My old flat mate liked wearing them too although it tended to be when drunk so might not count as a recommendation.
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Old 7th September 2008   #222
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lycra is so gay that it negates its own gayness and is now asexual
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Old 7th September 2008   #223
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I get how people might appreciate the tightness - but the padding?
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Old 7th September 2008   #224
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does wearing lyrca shorts UNDER a pair of jeans/normal shorts, count as wearing lycra?
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Old 7th September 2008   #225
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does wearing lyrca shorts UNDER a pair of jeans/normal shorts, count as wearing lycra?
no, but wearing them outside your jeans does.
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Old 7th September 2008   #226
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your only gay if you ride your bike as an excuse to wear lycra.
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Old 9th October 2008   #227
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Old 9th October 2008   #228
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mmmmmmmmmm quiche

[edit] I was replying to the wrong page. Still drunk. Don't judge me
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Old 9th October 2008   #229
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Clearly not a true lycra wearing cyclist as he does not shave or wax his legs. Clearly not gay as he doesn't wax his tummy. Mind you, there seems to be something very odd about his navel.
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Old 9th October 2008   #230
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Clearly not gay as he doesn't wax his tummy
I am not sure if the BearForce agrees with that!!!


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