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Old 9th October 2007   #1
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Hi guys,
I am currently riding my black and white Condor brakeless at the moment, and was wondering which brakes you would advise to install. I have had a couple of crashes lately, where some clown has stopped in front of me, really quickly, and I have run into the back of them.
Thanking you in advance,
Boris.
P.s - money is no object for the brake.
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Old 9th October 2007   #2
|³|MA3K
 
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oh dear.
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Old 9th October 2007   #3
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No need for brakes: when you want to slow down just spit forwards really quickly. Due to the conservation of momentum, you'll slow right down.
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Old 9th October 2007   #4
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And crash into Women because they are softer.
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Old 9th October 2007   #5
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hhahahahaha.
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Old 9th October 2007   #6
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hohoho
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Old 9th October 2007   #7
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Nope - tried that.
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Old 9th October 2007   #8
pj (pj)
it's a question of kinetic energy, expelling saliva forwards means that motion has to be imparted rearwards.

you don't need one.
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Old 9th October 2007   #9
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Jus watch out for their 'family'.
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Old 9th October 2007   #10
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Millie - I am sorry, but I couldn't resist.

Can I just point out (for Flickwg :) ), that it was NOT me that was horrible to you.
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Old 9th October 2007   #11
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don't need brakes, learn how to skid stop
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Old 9th October 2007   #12
pj (pj)
it was defo mashton then.

it's his mohican, it makes him do questionable things, maybe he thought you were betsy to his travis.
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Old 9th October 2007   #13
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i say we need proof dna testing anyone?
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Old 9th October 2007   #14
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It's not my baaaaabbbbbyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Old 9th October 2007   #15
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mashton listens to travis?
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Old 9th October 2007   #16
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Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?
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Old 9th October 2007   #17
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I was thinking more along the lines of todays weather:

"why does it always rain on me......."
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Old 9th October 2007   #18
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coz i lied when i was 17...
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Old 9th October 2007   #19
millierider
O MY GOD IT WAS YOU......... ; )
i will be waiting on the bridge tonight for you to pass, with my stick -
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Old 9th October 2007   #20
pj (pj)
and some clippers, cut off that mohicamullet.
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Old 9th October 2007   #21
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Free haircut.

Sweeeeet.
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Old 9th October 2007   #22
pj (pj)
do some work, drone. chase down some file-sharers, moan about radiohead, etc...
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Old 9th October 2007   #23
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Fricking student.

Fricking, post-modern student.

Fricking post-modern, fakenger, wannabe rock star, student.

Fricking post-modern, fakenger, wannabe rock star, always 'forgets' polo bike, student.
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Old 9th October 2007   #24
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Uhhhh. Can we stop fighting?
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Old 9th October 2007   #25
pj (pj)
nice comeback. yes, let's stop, before you come out with some even nastier cusses.
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Old 9th October 2007   #26
millierider
Lol..... Kiss and make up boys
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Old 9th October 2007   #27
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Friends?
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Old 9th October 2007   #28
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.
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Old 9th October 2007   #29
millierider
I just want to point out BRM666 that if this crazy man kills me you feel incredibly guilty for taking the piss : )
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Old 9th October 2007   #30
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I already feel terrible. I am off to Vauxhall Bridge with a raincoat for his saliva attacks and a cricket stump for his spokes, I promise...

8)
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Old 9th October 2007   #31
millierider
mmmmmmmm you better be - ; )
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Old 9th October 2007   #32
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should get a couple of local guys to wait around there for him,....
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Old 9th October 2007   #33
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I guess I'd better volunteer.
Kinda feel responsible for her safety.

Shame I can't fight sleep...
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Old 9th October 2007   #34
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Quote:
31trum:should get a couple of local guys to wait around there for him,....

if I'm not busy next week, I'll ride that way.

nuthin' beats a dust-up on a cold morning!
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