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Old 10th January 2009   #1
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Useless parasitic bastards

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7822574.stm
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Old 10th January 2009   #2
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The Russians had the right idea.
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Old 10th January 2009   #3
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'nickname' nice touch
reminds me of this
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Old 10th January 2009   #4
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Ive always had the opinion that your only ever truly friends with someone when you can take the piss out of each other.

The extremity of the piss taking being almost an exact measure of closeness, when a bunch of blokes can share racial insults in good spirit, they are truly blood brothers.

The prince incident could have just been a display of playful comradery which I am leant towards believing.
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Old 10th January 2009   #5
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Well I'm not sure about the whole 2009 PC stuff and what's "right" or "allowed" these days.. but I know I shared "racist" insults with some of my best mates in school.

I still think the royals are parasites though.
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Old 10th January 2009   #6
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i agree. he was taking the piss out of the queen as well. surely just some blokey japery.
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Old 11th January 2009   #7
eeehhhh
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Well I'm not sure about the whole 2009 PC stuff and what's "right" or "allowed" these days.. but I know I shared "racist" insults with some of my best mates in school.
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Ive always had the opinion that your only ever truly friends with someone when you can take the piss out of each other.

The extremity of the piss taking being almost an exact measure of closeness, when a bunch of blokes can share racial insults in good spirit, they are truly blood brothers.

The prince incident could have just been a display of playful comradery which I am leant towards believing.
Exactly.

It's the bloody News of the World stirring shit up.

MoD, from the BBC article:
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"We are not aware of any complaint having been made by the individual. Bullying and racism are not endemic in the Armed Forces."
Parasitic is a bit over the top. Afterall, the Royal Family do turn a profit.
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Old 11th January 2009   #8
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that video reminds me of homer simpson lauging at a standup routine on tv:

"see black people drive like this: *mimes lounging with one hand on the the wheel* - and white people drive like this: *mimes myopically clutching the wheel right in front of the face*"

cue homer wiping the tears if laughter from his eyes at the sophistiacted observational comedy truth that's just been revealed to him in all it's eye-opening glory whilst exlaiming: "it's true! we're so lame!"

dislaimer: racism sucks kids. just saying. aren't we past this kind of "comedy"?

oh yeah, prince harry, "boo" etc.

i'm shocked SHOCKED by this.
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Old 11th January 2009   #9
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I really don't know why casual racism still manages to be funny.
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Old 11th January 2009   #10
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Afterall, the Royal Family do turn a profit.
In what way? The one you usually hear is "but they bring in tourists", which is unquantifiable and questionable anyway, I reckon. Just which tourists turn up hoping to see them? It's not like people turn up at the Coliseum and say "well it's ok, but it'd be much better if Caesar would show his face"
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Old 11th January 2009   #11
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The buildings they live in might bring in tourists.. not the cunts within though.
I'll happily take pics of the royal palace of englandville or whatever but queenie can get fucked.
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Old 11th January 2009   #12
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The buildings they live in might bring in tourists.. not the cunts within though.
Spot on. Charlie can piss off moaning about architecture and shove his 10 quid packets of biscuits too when Buckingham Palace is so bloody ugly.
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Old 11th January 2009   #14
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Ive always had the opinion that your only ever truly friends with someone when you can take the piss out of each other.

The extremity of the piss taking being almost an exact measure of closeness, when a bunch of blokes can share racial insults in good spirit, they are truly blood brothers.

The prince incident could have just been a display of playful comradery which I am leant towards believing.
are you having a fucking laugh?

watch the video again - YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
he not only comes across as racist, he comes across as a fucking idiot and a useless piece of shit.
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Old 11th January 2009   #15
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Continuity and tradition I'll take a head of state with no political bias over a Republican suit such as Sarkosy or Bush.
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Old 11th January 2009   #16
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"God save you" HILLARIOUS!

Its funny that the term Paki is considered racist in the UK. Its kind of just shortening the word isn't it? Its like calling Australians "Aussie"? I remember Australian cricket commentators using the term when we were playing Pakistan, and the English have always been referred to as the Poms, which I gather some people find offensive as well. Really find it strange because it was never used in a derogatory fashion.

Also, Im fucking sick of people getting offended. PC is wank. HTFU.

And yes, I think they are a bit of a waste of space. Sadly, I cant even say "she's not my queen". Stupid Aussies voted against a republic in a referendum in '99.
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Old 11th January 2009   #17
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I've a money spinning idea that would solve the parasitic problem too. We allow the Royal Family to continue breeding but for three months each summer we have a reality TV show with them. Three of them will be ejected by popular vote and then publically executed in Wembley stadium. Tourists will have first dibs on tickets.

The only thing I'm struggling with is what to call the TV show.
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Old 11th January 2009   #18
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i bet his dad wasn't too pleased with his behavior, i expect charles was a bit pissed off too.
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Old 11th January 2009   #19
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are you having a fucking laugh?

watch the video again - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1rbkw3vPWuo

he not only comes across as racist, he comes across as a fucking idiot and a useless piece of shit.
yeah true, the context doesn't look good for this Mr Wales. plus he does seem like a bit of an arsehat (nothing new there).
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Old 11th January 2009   #20
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Anyone seen the HBO series 'Generation Kill' or read the book? might give you some insight
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Old 11th January 2009   #21
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You are also perhaps forgetting that he's trained to shoot at people.. you're not really gonna be told by your boss "ooh you can't call the guys you're gonna kill THAT, they might get offended". They're soldiers.. they're trained to kill ffs and I'm sure there's a certain amount of hate, race hate that has to be drilled into these guys so they don't hesitate when they have to kill. It's not an awkward moment at a fucking photocopier.. these fuckers are getting shot at!
/end mini rant
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Old 11th January 2009   #22
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how come its acceptable to call people afghani or iraqis but its not PC to call a pakistani a paki,it all depends on the manner its used in.when a friend of mine called haresh calls pakistani people pakis he is using the term in a racist manner,he also turns his back on them so he shows them his arse (his words not mine)oh BTW prince harry didnt stand a chance in life his father(talks to plants,stammers and fucks a rottweiler) is a stupid cunt and so is grandfather
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Old 11th January 2009   #23
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+1 hippy
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Old 11th January 2009   #24
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It's the bloody News of the World stirring shit up.
I take that back after watching that video. He's a cock.
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Old 11th January 2009   #25
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Last edited by wiganwill; 11th January 2009 at 11:18. Reason: error code: early morning
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Old 11th January 2009   #26
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"Its hawt, very hawt"
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Old 11th January 2009   #27
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Ive always had the opinion that your only ever truly friends with someone when you can take the piss out of each other.

The extremity of the piss taking being almost an exact measure of closeness, when a bunch of blokes can share racial insults in good spirit, they are truly blood brothers.

The prince incident could have just been a display of playful comradery which I am leant towards believing.
I agree, as much as it pains me to do so. I think he was over the line with the 'raghead' comment.
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Old 11th January 2009   #28
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I really don't know why casual racism still manages to be funny.
I would argue that a racist joke can be funny because it is a funny joke... in other words, if the joke is clever and the internal logic of the humour is sound, then it can be funny... regardless of the subject matter.
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Old 11th January 2009   #30
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I agree, as much as it pains me to do so. I think he was over the line with the 'raghead' comment.
i think all of it was over the line because of who he is. i know loads of people like this who are actually 'well sound' really, but i think he should take heed of the mistakes he's made before. i'm not at all offended by his conduct in that film but i can see why others would be. Currently he has the endearing persona of a lovable, hunky rebel* and black sheep, but as he gets older that'll pass and he'll look like a fool (see: duke of edinburgh).

*how gay is that?
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Old 11th January 2009   #31
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Don't really care for Omid Djalili but Dave Chappelle is fucking hilarious. The first season of his show was classic.
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Old 11th January 2009   #32
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i think all of it was over the line because of who he is. i know loads of people like this who are actually 'well sound' really, but i think he should take heed of the mistakes he's made before. i'm not at all offended by his conduct in that film but i can see why others would be. Currently he has the endearing persona of a lovable, hunky rebel* and black sheep, but as he gets older that'll pass and he'll look like a fool (see: duke of edinburgh).

*how gay is that?
That's a good point, actually. He is a fucking prince, after all. He seems like a total dickhead, and I certainly wouldn't want to be in his platoon or whatever. I bet he's shit as a soldier.
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Old 11th January 2009   #33
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it doesn't matter that paki is just an abreviation. the inference, intent and context are what's important. it's perceived as offensive and therefore IS.

i'm not naive enough to think that casual racism isn't rife in many walks of life. high on the list would be the colonial upper class and millitary so this doesn't really come as a surprise. still doesn't make it acceptable or excusable.

and i don't give a fuck if they're being shot at. as far as i'm concerned anyone who volutarily signs up for active service forfeits the right to bitch about it or use it as an excuse for cockish behaviour.
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Old 11th January 2009   #34
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YOU don't give a fuck if THEY'RE being shot at. Why do you give a fuck about what they say then?
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Old 11th January 2009   #35
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how come its acceptable to call people afghani or iraqis but its not PC to call a pakistani a paki
your so wrong it hurts, the reason its unacceptable is because its used by ignorant people as a blanket term to describe anyone from india,pakistan,bangladesh or anywhere else in Southern Asia
its just good old

which is deemed acceptable because idiots still have the belief that before Britain 'normalised' half of the world they were all running around wearing cloths, with sticks in their hands.

I have very close friends from Pakistan who would find it profoundly insulting if I was to call them paki' s even in the most endearing way.

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Old 11th January 2009   #36
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I think the race discussion is pointless, I'm not shocked that he is racist.

I am shocked that he is so fucking stupid, to record himself saying those things is the most imbecilic thing i have ever heard.
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Old 11th January 2009   #37
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I think the race discussion is pointless, I'm not shocked that he is racist.

I am shocked that he is so fucking stupid, to record himself saying those things is the most imbecilic thing i have ever heard.
plus one.
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Old 11th January 2009   #38
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Another tedious race debate
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Old 11th January 2009   #39
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Who is gonna win this year's Tour de France..

cue race debate..
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Old 11th January 2009   #40
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how do you catch a Jamaican?
use Rasta bait...
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Old 11th January 2009   #41
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I don't think im up for mass-debating with you lot

Last edited by Aleksi; 11th January 2009 at 14:46. Reason: noone got my childish wanking reference
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Old 11th January 2009   #42
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the PC term is 'fucking herbert'
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Old 11th January 2009   #43
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@BRM classic avatar!

3 of my closest mates are:
"the greek"
"the wog"
and;
"the fuckin chinaman"

good lads, good mates, thick skin.

Last edited by Balki; 11th January 2009 at 14:43. Reason: added profanity
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Old 11th January 2009   #44
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Racist
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Old 11th January 2009   #45
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Finger pointer
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Fingerist
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Digitalist
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Old 11th January 2009   #48
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Afterall, the Royal Family do turn a profit.
The French turn a greater profit from tourism than we do. Let's follow their example - nice beaches, good wine and food and decapitated aristocrats and royals.
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Old 11th January 2009   #49
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YOU don't give a fuck if THEY'RE being shot at. Why do you give a fuck about what they say then?
honestly? i don't.
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Old 11th January 2009   #50
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so alexi if my eldest nephew calls a person an afghani or a paki that makes him a racist despite that he has a PHD is arabic studies and can speak fluent pastun and farsi,and btw as for being ignorant bangladesh is nowhere near the middle east.
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