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Old 9th October 2009   #5301
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a good Friday Laugh
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Old 9th October 2009   #5302
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ah now we see where the £128million given by the yanks went
maybe they were right after all
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Old 9th October 2009   #5303
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althought it is the mail and johnson is slightly darker than your average british person ( said in a totally non racist way ) ( unlike the mail )
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Old 9th October 2009   #5304
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Very true, he might have once used a polish builder or summin

This is more interesting.. gives you an idea of what people are spending. it's a shocker.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z5hT1P0X79...ootballers.jpg
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Old 9th October 2009   #5305
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harry kewell
hahaha

theres a waste of 6 million straight away

where do documents like that emerge from
does someone go around nicking payslips from peoples dustbins or something
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Old 9th October 2009   #5306
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no idea, it must be FIFA or an agent. they probably use it to wave in the nose of players like adebayor to remind them why it was they play the sport the love
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Old 10th October 2009   #5307
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well played japan.

jock football=joke football
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Old 10th October 2009   #5308
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nearly as funny as the england defence
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Old 13th October 2009   #5309
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stubs out

so glad the football thread is in miscellaneous and meaningless section as this game couldn't be more of either. saw terry butcher (yes that is where he is now)'s eagles lose 1-3 to a perfect hatrick from QotS's big number nine.

actually it was a pretty exciting game for it's lack of quality. two 25 yard goals and as i said, a perfect hatrick. right foot 25 yarder, a header, and a neat left foot finish.

http://static.londonfgss.com/memberp...icture5350.jpg
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Old 14th October 2009   #5310
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is that a regular away day for you jonny ?

season ticket holder ?
i know you like the longer rides !
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Old 14th October 2009   #5311
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Hmmm, my mate Gavin is an ST holder at Inverness Caley Thistle. Given the crowds they get, you probably ended up chatting to him at the game.
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Old 14th October 2009   #5312
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^ they announced there were 3009 in attendance at the game. it seemed like less. QotS must have bought about 30
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Old 15th October 2009   #5313
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Wow. The man remains complete and utter class

"You lot take it up the arse," were Diego Maradona's words to the press immediately after his team secured a place at next year's World Cup finals. It was almost adding injury to the insult when he scanned the room and added, "if the ladies will pardon the expression". Looking increasingly Botox-ridden, the angry yet victorious Argentina coach was somehow able to raise a nervous chuckle from those on the receiving end of the abuse.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/b...tina-world-cup

(3rd class that is)
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Old 15th October 2009   #5314
Jaanus
Estonia won 2:0 over Belgium!! wooohoooo...
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Old 4 Weeks Ago   #5315
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Hahahaha! So Libpools season has been finished by one of their own fans chuckin a balloon on the pitch! Atleast Benitez, Lucas and Babel aren't to blame this time

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
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Old 4 Weeks Ago   #5316
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Can you hear the Geordies sing? Nooo, nooo!
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Old 4 Weeks Ago   #5317
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Hahahaha! So Libpools season has been finished by one of their own fans chuckin a balloon on the pitch! Atleast Benitez, Lucas and Babel aren't to blame this time
Just got back from Funderland. Shocking reffing all round, line's men were shite, ref had no control throughout the game and there some real shit calls for both sides.
Goal was a complete mockery.

Fair play to the Mackems, they bossed the first half and defended their lead well.
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Old 4 Weeks Ago   #5318
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Old 4 Weeks Ago   #5319
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Balls!
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5320
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5321
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Well in Fulham

Is Liverpool's season over yet?
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5322
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Rafa out! Smirk.

Glad to see Robbie Keane got served today, quality wise Tottenham are as good as Arsenal? Ha, stupid twat.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5323
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who couldn't see ipswich getting their first win of the season then?
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5324
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You're mob are shit Damo

Cardiff v Forest on BBC 2 later today
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5325
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I think I have lost faith in Benitez. Ridiculous substitutions.

Unless a top name takes his place, I want him to stay though, as i feel there might be an exodus otherwise.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5326
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You're mob are shit Damo

Cardiff v Forest on BBC 2 later today
i say:
injuries. injuries . injuries.
you waffled on about it for everton. it's the same here.
although, a season of shite faces me again.

cardiff vs forest. oh great. let's watch forest performing to the same game plan we did when billy managed us.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5327
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i say:
injuries. injuries . injuries.
you waffled on about it for everton. it's the same here.
You got 10 first teamers out then?
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5328
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from the website:
Injuries and illness continue to cripple the Rams who have a dozen players out.

The latest to be sidelined is striker Rob Hulse who missed the game with a stomach bug.

There were two changes from the team beaten by Queens Park Rangers - Stephen Pearson came in for Lee Croft and Jake Livermore for Hulse.

It was Pearson's first start since the home defeat by Sheffield United on September 12.
Derby could name only five players on the bench including 19-year-olds Greg Mills and Mark Dudley.

The list of players out reads: Jay McEveley (fractured cheekbone), Paul Green (foot), Miles Addison (foot), Dean Leacock (mumps), Kris Commons (hamstring), Chris Porter (hip), Giles Barnes (Achilles), Steve Davies (hamstring), Lee Hendrie (hamstring), Ben Pringle (knee) and James Vaughan (knee).

MUMPS.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5329
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The list of players out reads: Jay McEveley (fractured cheekbone), Paul Green (foot), Miles Addison (foot), Dean Leacock (mumps), Kris Commons (hamstring), Chris Porter (hip), Giles Barnes (Achilles), Steve Davies (hamstring), Lee Hendrie (hamstring), Ben Pringle (knee) and James Vaughan (knee).

MUMPS.
Cheatin, he's ours and he's back with us now....on our treatment table :-(
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5330
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still, when you've got fuck all money, fuck all luck, and your star striker is paul dickov (98), and you sign a player on loan only for him to go and get crocked and go back home. it makes you wonder.
where are we going?
d
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5331
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Good to see Spurs show their Class and Harry his humility. they were shit!
Good on Fulham, i seriously didn't expect them to carry on rising after last years season finish.. i am loving it!
Rafa had to haul Torres off as he is facing losing europe as well. they should highlight his complete inability to sign decent squad players, the carling proved that.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5332
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Well in Fulham

Is Liverpool's season over yet?
yes for both teams.
how are tranmere doing?

since chelseas little dip they have won their last 4 games 4-0, 5-0, 4-0 and 4-0
which is nice. :-)

that last goal v bolton was something else one touch football at it's best.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5333
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yes for both teams.
how are tranmere doing?

since chelseas little dip they have won their last 4 games 4-0, 5-0, 4-0 and 4-0
which is nice. :-)

that last goal v bolton was something else one touch football at it's best.
Tell me about it... i work at chelsea and get to see goals, goals and more goals every week :)

deco is looking class, joe cole the same, infact everyone is on form, i feel sturridge needs more games because when drogs and kalou go off to africa then he could be needed in the first team.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5334
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Blimey Re-Cycled, you lucky person. What do you do there?
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5335
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Blimey Re-Cycled, you lucky person. What do you do there?
Nothing special... just a steward, but i get to watch the entire match, i used to pay £50 for my ticket to watch the match... now they pay me £50 to do the same :) the only duties are checking bags before the game and directing people to there seats... after that just watch the game.
Next season i will get a job at fulham aswell, because due to the clubs being so close they never play on the same day. so that way it will be payed premiership football every week :)
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5336
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Nothing special... just a steward, but i get to watch the entire match, i used to pay £50 for my ticket to watch the match... now they pay me £50 to do the same :) the only duties are checking bags before the game and directing people to there seats...
...telling away fans to sit down, telling away fans to stop swearing, pointing out 'unruly' away fans to plod, telling away fans to form a queue at the food/drinks kiosk at half-time
Hence why I boycotted Stamford Bridge 5yrs ago
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5337
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...telling away fans to sit down, telling away fans to stop swearing, pointing out 'unruly' away fans to plod, telling away fans to form a queue at the food/drinks kiosk at half-time
Hence why I boycotted Stamford Bridge 5yrs ago
Well there are no away fans that i have to deal with, i work in the home end. Not sure what you mean, are you a chelsea fan? or an away fan who's had enough of the away end?
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5338
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Well there are no away fans that i have to deal with, i work in the home end. Not sure what you mean, are you a chelsea fan? or an away fan who's had enough of the away end?
Is it that difficult to work out? Why would a Chelsea fan be in the 'AWAY END'?
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5339
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Is it that difficult to work out? Why would a Chelsea fan be in the 'AWAY END'?
Ok so your an away fan, but boycotting a ground because there are stewards seems a bit odd, i have been all over the uk following chelsea and stewards and police getting on your nerves is the norm.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5340
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Re-cycled, where do you steward? I am West Lower Gate 3 Row 10.

And also, if I cycle to a game, can I bring a bag in containing pump, spanner, tyre levers and an Allen key?
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5341
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The sportsdirect.com@StJames'Park Stadium

Massive infinite LOL!!!!!1!

also

FFS

and

*shaky head*

but also

NUFC are so fucking shit I couldn't really care less
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5342
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+1 pissed myself

Why not, oh i don't know, The SportsDirect Stadium

Unbelievable retards
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5343
Jimm
Ha ha I bet the Geordies are going mental over this!
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5344
Jimm
Veronin was awesome for Liverpool tonight lol. There will be many Liverpool fans crying tonight. Maybe next year hey. Ha ha.
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5345
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First home win of the season with a great atmosphere at the ground if we can put two on the bounce together with a win at home to Everton at the weekend we could climb to the heady heights of mid table.

Did like the Villa fans song for Gabi Agbonlahor to the tune of Karma Cameleon
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5346
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A friend of mine is currently trying to buy West Ham
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5347
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Is this the first line of a shitty west london joke?
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5348
Greasy Slagdonor
 
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I hope it is.

Looks like Liverpool are on their way out.. fking shame
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5349
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v good podcast this week - guardian
http://audio.theguardian.tv/audio/ki...ly-podcast.mp3
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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #5350
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http://sport.stv.tv/football/135231-...er-in-hamburg/

haha - wankers.

the glasgow/hamburg rivalries are excellent.
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