I have a shitter that I haven't upgraded at all. Well except the saddle. Maybe you have to get the level of shitness right to start, i.e. crappy but very reliable and functional (meaning, actually, not that bad).

I did that with my IRO, stupid really.

Ive got , this ,this , this and this

sorry this as well , cant count

Redline looks cool!

The current count is four.
One mountain bike in the loft, requires new Bullseye cranks
One mountain bike in the shed (my old race bike) now retired and used for trailer bike pulling duties, although I'm seriuosly tempted to switch it to singlespeed, fit drop bars and commute on it.
One geared audax bike
One fixed wheel bike
One hand built frame (built by me) still in the process of being tiied up prior to having it painted.

N+1 is always allowed

So 5 then ;)

Genesis Flyer - freewheel s/s, bike i ride to college etc.
BMX - custom built, not used as much now as it used to be.
Puch conversion - will be fixed when i get a new rear wheel.
Raleigh Lizard - suicide fixed polo type thing, might build it with 700s for a laugh.
Flying Scot - geared retro road bike.

Skully , redline for sale !! brand spanking , too big for me .Purchased when pissed online , was gonna build up as a sort of s/s cross bike as is really cool but got sidetracked.

1 x road
1 x fixed

56 x harmonicas

That's a lot of harps. Tried a Bushman?

Raleigh Optima conversion, fixed, for work (that's real work, not sitting at a desk or taking conference calls or teaching children to read)
Colnago Technos, 1996, geared (with Campag of course)
Colnago C95 frame which used to be my work bike but which has a BB stuck in it.

Conference calls can be very taxing. Sometimes I even stay awake. It is best to have someone with you who knows what they are talking about.

3 at the mo

1 custom charge plug...in bits in the shed getting reayd to be sprayed
1 60 year old raleigh in the shed at work
1 custom bmx which cost me to much

four bikes plus two frames

3 track, 1 turd of a roadie

2 except one is fucked, so 1 & 1/2

2 Mosers, 1 IRO and 3 frames waiting to be built. Oh yeah and my misses doesn't understand you can never have to many bikes!!!!

4.

3.

Fixie (some would describe it as a shitter, but I love it, old holdworth road bike)
geared road bike (was broken, now I have all the parts, just have to put it together)
Mountain bike, again broken...

So only one working, and two taking up space. But around the 27th of the month I will have 2 working bikes, the broken MTB and a frame to make a nice fixie with...

When I lived in a flat it was one in a bike box outside kitchen and two in the hall by the front door... now I live in a house with an alley way.

i have one bike that i consider noteworthy
and about 5 or 6 in the back that are stock bikes from growing up besides a bike i spent some money on

got 3
-stock kona stuff 06 (except from dmr v8s)
-dawes galaxy for the long rides super heavy but good
-raleigh competition super old road frame converted to fixed

and a dirt jump frame that is just disgusting oh and a hardrock with v brakes

Panasonic Track 2000
1990's Bontrager Race Lite (singlespeed)
1985 Fat Chance (singlespeed)
Seven Axiom steel (campy chorus)
Yeti cyclocross (campy chorus)
as well as a couple of dumpster resuce frames, that I "restore" and give away to friends...

1980 Dawes Super Galaxy ( resto. project)
1981 Raleigh Team TI (resto. project)
1982 Raleigh Grifter XL
Arthur Caygill 753 TT (broken atmo)
Brian Rourke SLX road conversion
1997 Russian unbranded Ti MTB / tourer
1997 Kona Koa fixed pub/station/polo death-bike (donating this to brother soonish :-/ )

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My bike lust started in 1984, right after the olympics that year. I've recently started trying to track down an 84" raleigh professional frame, in the Panasonic team colours... (remember that one?)

sweet.

That's the one. I got the Road-Ace from the same year, but it never fit me...

Just the one now:(. Sold my Kona Cindercone 2001 yesterday.
I also have a ss road conversion soon to be fixed.

'96 Gary fisher Kaitai
'08 Handsome Dog Talisman
'83 Supergoose
'90 Peugeot with reynolds 753 (SS work in progress)

I own one at the moment mainly because I am poor, and the other being I have no space for a second. I am thinking of upgrading through the cyclescheme though.

5 but one in bits and im gonna sell two of them