Sorry. Time for bed.

BAnksy was a legend

i dont really do an awful lot, mainly ride, hang out with mates, binge on substances, and spend alot of time romancing (or attempting) girls.

i go through stages where my life can become consumed by girls, and then other times when i just get stoned and lark about with my mates.

I hang out in Regent Street with a sign pointing to a Golf Sale.

i don't have a toothbrush.

When I'm not meeting local singles in my area I give cheap but sound legal advice down the pub...

I'm a 57 year old medically diagnosed schizophrenic stamp collector who lives in Nuneaton with my Mother. I work as a cleaner for a biscuit firm and enjoy walking in the park whilst talking to myselves. Sometimes Mother lets me go shopping with her, but I'm not allowed to carry the basket; ever since that incident in Lidl. My favourite colour is paisley and I am most calm when wearing tweed.

My other self, Archi, is a pretend fakenger who has never actually ridden let alone owned a bike. He lives his fantasies through this forum as well as BikeRadar (he is a constant poster on the Helmet - Should I shouldn't I debate). He's evil and not to be trusted. And he self harms himself with a chain whip.

I haven't yet been classified as insane, but I am working very hard and someday I do hope to achieve this honour.

Neville

Don't listen to him, he lies!

No I don't!

I watch dog porn with your mum

what, you hide in trees taking photographs of golfers?

Messenjah, you sound like my type of guy (n/h) come and hang out with me and the boys/girls sometime

Yes

What kind of bird has orange poo?

I take pictures of Japanese tourists taking pictures of touristy things in The Lake District. They look at me funny!?!

@ Penny Farthing: A Mandarin Duck, obnov...

i work.

;-D

You wrap things in tarp in your spare time?

when i get older i want to own a collection of sturdy tarps and a shed.

and a good pedal spanner ;)

you need to learn to hit farther. + why are you using such a large ball?

you have to be kidding me. RPM, if you don't post this in the confessions thread in 24 hours, I'm organising a -ve rep campaign against you

it has to be a joke. I'll ask RPM at South Drinks after I've finished with Dogs.

It's no joke, RPM does play an online cricket game.

I used to do things like this then I somehow ended up in london and got lazy and now just ride a bike through london traffic with no brakes.

Do you play together? what is your rating MrSmith?

I fence competitively, currently ranked no 30 in the UK

I'm Josef Fritzl. And Banksy.

who is Banksy???

haha!

wow!

It's true, and I've never regretted sueing the Catholic church for negligence over the poor positioning of my stigmata.