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Old 5th September 2008   #51
chris crash
 
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-rep for chris for knowing it was a star trek reference.
googled it bitch
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Old 5th September 2008   #52
pajamas
 
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Seven bikes is Slamm's typical stable
His spare hubs alone take up a table
And he must have bought carts
Of NJS parts
But he'll never stop cos he ain't able.
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Old 5th September 2008   #53
pajamas
 
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BMMF is a man of some speed
He ascends double quick on his steed
When he scales Gypsy Hill
Some folks say he looks ill
But that's just cos he's high on good weed.
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Old 5th September 2008   #54
matt (baddesigner)
 
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there once was a yank named chris crash,
who's put downs were rather slap dash.
he lacked the sharp wit
to make you feel like a tit
so he found a new way to earn cash

oh dear again.
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Old 5th September 2008   #55
whatfriends
 
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a new member didnt even say hi
no search, no manners, just asked what and why
"a fixie's what i want"
object called him a cunt
told him to fuck off and die
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Old 5th September 2008   #56
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Wheres Hippy - that online postwhore?
always honest, cutting, and more...
Tonight - tossing midgets
likes bottles (no widgets)
He rides till he gets saddlesore.
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Old 5th September 2008   #57
pajamas
 
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aahhh... now they're improving.....
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Old 5th September 2008   #58
matt (baddesigner)
 
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i've just bought this frame from ebay,
what rims should i buy, would you say?
answer me or my poll,
or i'll flame and i'll troll,
and you'll have to ban me to keep me away.
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Old 5th September 2008   #59
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i've just bought this frame from ebay,
what rims should i buy, would you say?
answer me or my poll,
or i'll flame and i'll troll,
and you'll have to ban me to keep me away.
matt you are clearly wasted... not at what you do... just actually wasted!
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Old 5th September 2008   #60
|³|MA3K
 
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A man called fiddy did decide
to join in on a spin to the seaside
With a big gear and no brakes
he didn't have what it takes
and he ended up STFO the roadside
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Old 5th September 2008   #61
pajamas
 
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ooh Matt you saucy devil

that's in my top five....
Last edited by pajamas; 5th September 2008 at 16:28..
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Old 5th September 2008   #63
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VB's Fixed Forum is Rad
It's the place we all hang, is that sad ?
You can get all you need
And when you've done a good deed
Some postive rep it can add
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Old 5th September 2008   #64
BringMeMyFix
 
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The folks on what once was C+,
Are famous for making a fuss
About jumping a red,
Or no lid on your head,
They'd be better off taking a bus.
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Old 5th September 2008   #65
pajamas
 
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yes lfgss is cool
though you need to ride fixed as a rule
singlespeeds are allowed
but to get with the crowd
you should flip that flip-flop and ride, fool
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Old 5th September 2008   #66
matt (baddesigner)
 
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i've been lurking round here for some time,
to get advice to help my passtime.
i've learned what locks avoid
and what's worth a bob,
so i'm off to dalston commit more crime.

shit, line 4 dropped the ball.
Last edited by matt (baddesigner); 5th September 2008 at 12:17.. Reason: doh.
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Old 5th September 2008   #67
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I've ended the first line with 'fucking',
Then cunningly rhymed it with 'fucking',
Then I've slipped in a 'cunt',
Which I've rhymed with a 'cunt',
Then I've finished things off with a 'fucking'.
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Old 5th September 2008   #68
matt (baddesigner)
 
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i just lol'd bmmf. good job :D
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Old 5th September 2008   #69
|³|MA3K
 
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Once there was a man with an Arrospok boon
and with this forum was completely in tune
Name was clyde, did deals on the side
supplies were short so time did bide
"Hey guys i have fews 700cc front coming soon...."
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Old 5th September 2008   #70
matt (baddesigner)
 
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haha! john - that's poop. :D
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Old 5th September 2008   #71
dogsballs
 
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wapping warrior,
went to BLB,
oh what a horror,
his ass got reamed.
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Old 5th September 2008   #72
shootthebreeze
 
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Originally Posted by BringMeMyFix View Post
I've ended the first line with 'fucking',
Then cunningly rhymed it with 'fucking',
Then I've slipped in a 'cunt',
Which I've rhymed with a 'cunt',
Then I've finished things off with a 'fucking'.
we have a winner !
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Old 5th September 2008   #73
provenrad
 
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BMMF you legend. :-)
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Old 5th September 2008   #74
BringMeMyFix
 
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Cornelius's frame is titanium,
Like mashton's elbow (not his cranium),
The metal is rare,
Meaning not much to share,
So everyone's loss is his gainium.
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Old 5th September 2008   #75
dogsballs
 
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beatle wigged boy murtle,
down hill he would hurtle,
till he took a big tumble,
forever his words are a mumble.
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Old 5th September 2008   #76
BringMeMyFix
 
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Limericks by dogsballs are shit,
Whatever he's writing ain't it,
Most of the time,
They're missing a line,
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Old 5th September 2008   #77
matt (baddesigner)
 
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hahahahaha!
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Old 5th September 2008   #78
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A hipster trucked up to the track
On a pengyful new Uni-Pak
He gave it a punt
It broke. WHAT A CUNT
And the seat-post fucked him up his crack
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Old 5th September 2008   #79
pajamas
 
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good lord Dropout, and I thought you were such a gent....;)
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Old 5th September 2008   #80
pajamas
 
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Murtle's a man for a corset
He likes to buy small and then force it
Then he plays hard to get
In his high heels... don't fret -
He won't read this, he's staying in Dorset.
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Old 5th September 2008   #81
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A man on a road bike conversion
ran red and caused rozzers diversion
when pressed he confessed
he's on LFGSS
..and got ten years for gross perversion


Pajamas, BMMF. MattBD; you are limerick-meisters!
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Old 5th September 2008   #82
dogsballs
 
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princess sarah,
commonly known as hops
some can't bear her,
she throws mad strops.
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Old 5th September 2008   #83
dogsballs
 
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limericks are gay,
thats all i will say!
except,
so is ray.
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Old 5th September 2008   #84
nimhbus
 
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you haven't really got the hang of it, have you 'balls?
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Old 5th September 2008   #85
pajamas
 
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Dale - I don't quite know how to tell you but - not a single one of your offerings have complied with the rules of meter and verse structure that Lear established in the early 1900s.

de DE de de DE de de DE (de)
(de) de DE de de DE de de DE (de)
(de) de DE de de DE
(de) de DE de de DE
(de) de DE de de DE de de DE (de)

any help?
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