'fixie' 'credit crunch'; how about 'gay' as a derogatory term? Unless you're about 14 and just want to fit in, ofcourse.

Being 14 is so gay.

stressing about terminology is so gay.

having two green squares is so bi

keep riding.....fast.

You're right DFP; all those Pakis, niggers, spazzers, and Pikies just need to chill out

And those gays - they're so gay.

dr. your wanted on the phone.

The pub opposite my flat is so gay.










It's a gay pub.

Yo bruv, that's my pair of massively oversized trousers you seem to be wearing.

crispin your avatar looks like balls and balls are on men and men are gay.

Everything needs an "ironic" tshirt of course:

Totally apt, madam.

YEAH BRUV!? My hexy chain then connects with the jaw side of the rudest one. thats how stratfords always been for me:( 'hood up cap down'

apollo crew innit...

spar crew (tamworth)

Yep, put me down on the list.

I have had a few turds come up to me over the years and announce "mate, that's my fucking bike, you nicked that from me".

Seems like an odd way to start an attempted theft ?

Maybe in the world these bastards inhabit the overwhelming majority of bikes they and their peers ride are stolen bikes, so they must occasionally get the response "sorry mate, I didn't realise it was yours, I got it off some bloke for £20, here take it back".

Sommers town, named after a right rich family what owned all the land. They don't exist no more cuz they is all gay "bruv"

i havent had any trouble yet.

may i perchance the time of day that this thuggery dost occur?

just after 8pm, top of park hill road, scumsville camden

Go and see the film 'Somers Town'. Best film I've seen all year. Also that kid has more acting ability than the whole cast of Hollyoaks.

London life. If its not your phone or ipod, its your wheels.

To be fair, all that means is that he is able to string a sentence together.

thanks to this thread last night I had a dream about some kids surrounding me saying "hey bruv, dat's ma bike". I can't remember much development - I think they all just stood around looking at each other uneasily, knowing they were a simulation of Slaytanic's reality.

dennis pennis is put down is funner...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TXQ1K91yh0

Thug Life!

Sorry, I can't stop saying that.

hey aidan get the point and a funny one too, it is how i felt as well reading the start of the thread. gives me a right good laugh, though I have to say that never have I seen a tough fixed rider in London so i guess you are wen't a little hysterical. I doubt you are hard and sure a slap from you would be a soft breeze. PS your balls are in your throat if I ever get to meet you withy one dastardly kick.

hey aidan get the point and a funny one too, it is how i felt as well reading the start of the thread. gives me a right good laugh, though I have to say that never have I seen a tough fixed rider in London so i guess you are wen't a little hysterical. I doubt you are hard and sure a slap from you would be a soft breeze. PS your balls are in your throat if I ever get to meet you, with one dastardly kick.

Anyone ever considered mudguards? That might fix the whole problem at one?

Good idea, no one would want to tax my bike if it had mudguards!

yep ... and maybe some panniers even?

Several times have had groups of kids showing an interest in my bikes. Found it a bit suspicious but never really thought they would try to teef it. Always around Belsize Park / Hampstead though. Think maybe they have just realised that at the moment theres a buck or two to be made from nicking a fixed bike in terms of a quick sell on.

It's one of them things. Currently, my bike seems to be owned by about 20 different people, all mainly between Essex Road and Shoreditch park.
If one more person tells me it's their bike, I'm gonna pull over and get them to give it a clean and start paying insurance on it.
That'll scare 'em!

But seriously, I'm not looking forward to the day I'm (If I'm) stopped.

Fortunately the Witcomb glides smoothly past the Rude Dogs without a peep,
so that's the main ride to work now.
The 'gay pursuit' bike is for team rides only!..Road Rash stylee.

Slaytanic get a fucking old man bike you know it makes sense! Mudguard Kru run ting get me blud?

You mean by Queens Crescent? I used to live off Malden Road, and it was always a bit rough. I knew some kids who used to punt out bits of 'Paki black', and they was always scoring actual hash off us to smoke, as opposed to their own stuff...

Marquis Estate by Essex Road is home to a nasty gang, who are probably responsible for most of the bike thefts in the area, and Somers Town has been well rough for as long as I can remember. I NEVER tangle with these gangs if I can avoid it - nasty nasty peeps with no respect for property or human life.

I have had little trouble down the years, but I don't generally ride a blinging bike like teen. What was worse, teen, having kids shout stuff at you, or some old codger give you mouthful for cross-locking to his girlfriend's bike?

:-)