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Old 18th August 2008   #651
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"2. How can you be OVER-competitive?"
by taking drugs? by doing a shoomaker and pushing your opponents off the track? by verbally abusing your opponents? by having a win at all costs attitude drummed in to you at an early age instead of plodding around the cross country course throwing mud bombs and taking a short cut?
Taking drugs is cheating, which i would say the opposite of competitiveness.
Pushing opponents off a track, yeah maybe. Surely that is penalised though?
Verbally abusing opponents, totally fine. :) (Heat of the moment? Penalised?)
Win at all costs, totally fine :)
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Old 18th August 2008   #652
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Isn't verbal abuse called slating something in which the Australian excel
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Old 18th August 2008   #653
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Isn't verbal abuse called slating something in which the Australian excel
Fuck you, whitey.
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Old 18th August 2008   #654
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I checked..
"As the tourists persist with threats to abort their tour of Australia, official ICC data obtained by The Sunday Telegraph shows India have faced more sanctions than any Test-playing rival in the past 10 years."

Despite claims they have worse conduct issues than India, Australia are ranked fourth with 25 infringements. Glenn McGrath (six), Ricky Ponting (four), Adam Gilchrist (four) and Brett Lee (three) are the worst offenders;

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001023,00.html
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Old 18th August 2008   #655
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Fuck you, whitey.
Hippy, I love you, my negro. :)
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Old 18th August 2008   #656
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Just showing how good us Aussies are at sledging, or slating, or plumbing or whatever the fuck it is..
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Old 18th August 2008   #657
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If I finish this stupid shit in time - I'm in.
[edit - if i'm allowed back, after my Jolly Green Giant performance last time :) ]
Pah! You were the star of the show! Catch ya laterz... :)
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Old 18th August 2008   #658
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Wasn't sledging invented by this geezer

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Old 18th August 2008   #659
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Sledging, for all the Aussies claim to have invented it 60 years ago, is as old as Hambledon. As a child cricketer, I was asked if my mother had dressed me.
John Emburey once watched one tiny batsman after another approach the wicket and wanted to know when he might expect to see Snow White. Another county team tired of the constant stream of bad language coming from opponents and swore a vow of silence which reduced the batsmen to dithering wrecks. Jeff Thomson approached David Gower with a remark indicating that Gower’s strokeplay was less than perfect. “I know,” said the urbane Gower, “its your bowling. You’re far too good for me.”
Such exchanges are loaded with humour although Thomson was not often inclined to punctuate his sledging with a jolly chuckle which makes them acceptable, especially in the retelling.



English invented the game and the sledging it seems..
http://www.hindu.com/2007/07/31/stor...3161952300.htm
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Old 18th August 2008   #660
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I thought it was this geezer....

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Old 18th August 2008   #661
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Just showing how good us Aussies are at sledging, or slating, or plumbing or whatever the fuck it is..
You mean...........you're NOT a negro? All this time I thought you were! Sorry mate. Its my eyesight. Not what it used to be. :)
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Old 18th August 2008   #662
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Sharp as ever, Sam...
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Old 18th August 2008   #663
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663
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Old 18th August 2008   #664
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664
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Old 18th August 2008   #665
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665
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Old 18th August 2008   #666
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Woo-hoo!
666
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Old 18th August 2008   #667
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The Australians took our game and showed us how it ought to have be played Shane Waughs ball of the century to Mike Gatting still has me utterly flabbergasted I don't care if we have only beaten the buggers in the ashes only the once in my life time the world would be a poorer place without Australian cricket.
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Old 18th August 2008   #668
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and with this olympic performance we'd have a national suicide issue..

if anyone there gave a shit. :)
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Old 18th August 2008   #669
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Wasn't sledging invented by this geezer

booney, is hippy's drinking idol. 24 tinnies from aus to england?!?
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Old 18th August 2008   #670
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24?! Try again..
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Old 18th August 2008   #671
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a cover up?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/6065220.stm
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Old 18th August 2008   #672
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Err... 52, I think Dale.
A mate and I tried to keep up last time I flew home.
We even kept the score on the sick bag, same as boonie.
Got to 23 and they wouldn't serve us :(
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Old 18th August 2008   #673
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sledging, like many other things sporting, was invented by the english and refined by the aussies. it's as old as W.G Grace.

canada and switzerland are good at skiing despite relatively small populations (33.5M and 7.5M), because they have good snow, and the money to spend on snowsports. this lucky combination is actually not that common among the nations of the world, so there aren't many countries that are good at winter olympic sports. it's pretty much western europe, north america and scandinavia, innit?

women's pole vault world record was just broken by yelena isinbayeva of russia. awesome. this is turning into a really awesome track and field games.
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Old 18th August 2008   #674
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yeah her 25th world record.
she is a very smart athlete. 1cm each time.
and will continue to do so for a long time.



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Having spent some time out there, it's no surprise you guys are so good at sport... It's really drilled into kids to take part in competitive sport... You don't really get that as much here... My gf was doing 10k in the pool every morning when she was a nipper in Oz...That's what I call commitment to producing talent, she was only so-so but her coaches extracted all the potential that was there... And wrecked her knees in the process, but that's another story...
It is the same in the states (from experience), there is an unbeleivable swimming programme there, pretty much every kid gets helped through some kind of sport training, and from reports, China.
I loved that back there, but came here to find that it was very hard to break into any traditional english sports (cricket, rugby, etc) if you've never had a grounding in it. I remember my first rugby experience with fondness- getting the rules a bit wrong. Furthermore, coming back and being thrust into a country without that kind of system, and trying to pick up was very demoralising, and as I got older I wanted to be involved in more of a team sports type thing. Rugby then ruined my shoulder, and no more swimming.

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Genetics? Access to facilities? I don't know. I just like arguing.

I'm saying you beat us because you have Scottish, Welsh, Belgian (Wiggans :P) and Irish riders and most importantly an Aussie coach. 'You English' are a minor part in the medal haul :P
not Irish, they have their own team :)
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Old 18th August 2008   #675
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Warne to Strauss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw5_hLpcGEo

I can watch this all day long

anyone remember Boonie at the Oval

with the English fans sitting in the crowd with fake moustaches

funny as fuck
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Old 18th August 2008   #676
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hehe I wouldn't put it past them.. imagine.. losing to the English! The horror! :)
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Old 18th August 2008   #677
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why do we hate the aussie's. surely we should all get together to hate on the real enemy.
the americans. :P
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Old 18th August 2008   #678
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racist.
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Old 18th August 2008   #679
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Damn right my son is an American
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Old 18th August 2008   #680
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You have 3x our population
this is getting tiresome

how many times must we explain?

one third are economic migrants, like you. and can no more rep GB than shane warne, regardless of how many uk nurses you try to shag.

the other third are busy doing things other than sport, like inventing absolutely everything, writing books, television and music. Science and culture old fellow.

and the odd WMD
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Old 18th August 2008   #681
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not Irish, they have their own team :)
Wendy Houvenaghel is from Northern Ireland.

The republic only took the one track cyclist with them, and he was 3s off the qualifying pace for the men's pursuit (his only event I think).
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Old 18th August 2008   #682
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And the other third are too fat, too lazy and too stupid to do anything other than watch TV and proclaim that we are a great sporting nation.
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