from bikesnobnyc:

Why doesn't Cadel want anybody touching him?
a) His collarbone, like his spirit, is so brittle it could crumble under the slightest pressure.

b) He's not made from the steely stuff of champions. He's made the fissiparous stuff of Wheaties, the breakfast of champions.

c) He's tired and cranky from a day of wheelsucking and he just wants some warm milk, a massage, and some snuggly-wuggly time with his stuffed lion.

d) All of the above.

correct answer (of course): d
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