I went to a party once and put my keys in a bowl. I havent seen my GF since. I did get to spend a night of passion with a 58 year 15 stone old mother of 5 though. WHen I explained that the keys were for an Italian stailoin parked out side I think she was expecting a Frarri not a fixie.

Note: some or all of the above is compleat bolloxs!