I got out of bed yesterday. I had cunningly arranged my pillows on the floor before I went to sleep so that when I woke up, all I had to do was to roll a bit to the left and I was out of bed. I recommend a cup of coffee for a manouevre of this complexity. I left a thermos by the side of the bed with a curly straw in it so that I didn't have to sit up to drink it.

Once I was out of bed, I had to HTFU and actually get up and like, do shit. Whoops.