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Old 8th May 2008   #151
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You lack sense but okay, I'll resind that comment.
I'll stop trying to insinuate you may be using an internet based identity different from that of your real self. You're a cunt in both mediums now. Well done, give your mum a call, she'll be proud!
I ran away from home when I was 15 as she sexually abused me. ...so sorry I don't have her number
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Old 8th May 2008   #152
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Then you have the audacity to claim that my only intension of joining the forum were only to piss other people off

Yet you seem to be hell bent on finding an issue.....why dont you take your own advice
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Now I don't know about you but if I joined a forum and conducted that kind of behaviour whether intentional or not I'd cut my losses and fuck off.


Difference is my behaviour is aimed at one person, not a whole community
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Old 8th May 2008   #153
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@ Pistanator, It's a shame it didn't end there.

@ Torpid, Why would you tell people that. Firstly I don't give a shit what's happened to you in your life. I don't know you from a stranger on the street. Secondly, and please pay attention to this bit. It's a fucking quote.
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Old 8th May 2008   #154
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Now I don't know about you but if I joined a forum and conducted that kind of behaviour whether intentional or not I'd cut my losses and fuck off.


Difference is my behaviour is aimed at one person, not a whole community
again mine isn't aimed at the whole community....atleast be honest....bother to read my other posts in others threads and then tell me that you haven't bent the truth somewhat. I know you even read one of the threads because you quoted me and complimented me.

And ask yourself this...if bad behaviour is only aimed at one person does that make it acceptable?

Some might say that was very cowardly
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Old 8th May 2008   #155
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you have the audacity to claim that my only intension of joining the forum were only to piss other people off
Audacity - the sine qua non of Planet Platini - although that wasn't my claim TBH...

Cheers for now...
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Old 8th May 2008   #156
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@ Pistanator, It's a shame it didn't end there.

@ Torpid, Why would you tell people that. Firstly I don't give a shit what's happened to you in your life. I don't know you from a stranger on the street. Secondly, and please pay attention to this bit. It's a fucking quote.
Just letting you know I can't actually fulfill your request.
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Old 8th May 2008   #157
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It wasn't a request, It was an injoke quote from haggard which I adopted some years ago.

Go away and learn the difference.
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Old 8th May 2008   #158
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It wasn't a request, It was an injoke quote from haggard which I adopted some years ago.

Go away and learn the difference.
Injokes hey...wow...what can I say? the truth I guess...it wasn't actually funny for me so to me it wasn't a joke.
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Old 8th May 2008   #159
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I'd actually like to meet this Torpid(your real name is?) character over a pint as he is clearly an odd one. I'd like to find out what it is that makes you tick. Your hobbies, interests, career - you know, just getting to know someone properly rather than putting in hours and hours of bullshit internet shite and not actually doing anything constructive

You clearly have several, long running deepset issues that you need to overcome.

You can see that all of us have several social drinks meetings at various times and locations all over London. Why not pop along

Pistanator - Graham
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Old 8th May 2008   #160
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for some who claims not to give a shit you are making a real effort. now that i find funny
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Old 8th May 2008   #161
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Well fuck off then you fucked up muggy cunt!
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Old 8th May 2008   #162
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Like you worry about being politically correct.

BTW I see your dyslexia was largely in remission for the duration of that post.

Congtroulitans!
All my speech & language therapy training (and English teaching skills) clearly still have a positive effect on the linguistically-challenged; even in their (my skills') latent state.

Why am I not feeling all warm inside then?
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Old 8th May 2008   #163
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I'd actually like to meet this Torpid(your real name is?) character over a pint as he is clearly an odd one. I'd like to find out what it is that makes you tick. Your hobbies, interests, career - you know, just getting to know someone properly rather than putting in hours and hours of bullshit internet shite and not actually doing anything constructive

You clearly have several, long running deepset issues that you need to overcome.

You can see that all of us have several social drinks meetings at various times and locations all over London. Why not pop along

Pistanator - Graham
Its very presumptive to suggest that I have deepest issues. If it wasn't for that comment I would have taken you as sincere and then maybe we could have both got back to offering others help on the forum as we both have done that.

For the most part it hasn't been very constructive, but I have gained some insight into some the attitudes of many members in a very short period of time. That I actually find very helpful.
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Old 8th May 2008   #164
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All my speech & language therapy training (and English teaching skills) clearly still have a positive effect on the linguistically-challenged; even in their (my skills') latent state.

Why am I not feeling all warm inside then?
Is it because your a cold hearted cunt?
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Old 8th May 2008   #165
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let's drop this rather tedious thread, please.
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Old 8th May 2008   #166
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Injokes hey...wow...what can I say? the truth I guess...it wasn't actually funny for me so to me it wasn't a joke.
Isn't that the point of an injoke, it's meaning less to many and very funny to others.
As Murtle said. Boring now. Time to stop.
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Old 8th May 2008   #168
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let's drop this rather tedious thread, please.
do you sincerely mean that?
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Old 8th May 2008   #169
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Do you think Mc Hammer was a cycling fan? cos there's a lot of lycra in that vid, all of it very cycling like.
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Old 8th May 2008   #170
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his baggy trousers might be ok on the chain side, but would defo snag on the saddle :)
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Old 8th May 2008   #171
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All my speech & language therapy training (and English teaching skills) clearly still have a positive effect on the linguistically-challenged; even in their (my skills') latent state.

Why am I not feeling all warm inside then?
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Is it because your a cold hearted cunt?
No, it's because you're still a fuckwit :)
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Old 8th May 2008   #172
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No, it's because you're still a fuckwit :)
sorry for the delay. I was in another forum discussing the open source community and music production.

You guys should feel embarrassed that I found that more interesting.
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Old 8th May 2008   #173
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@Torpid: you don't have to have the last word... (or do you?)
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Old 8th May 2008   #174
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i wear skiny jeans and tight tee shirts, am i a gay, or a make up artist?
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Old 8th May 2008   #175
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@Torpid: you don't have to have the last word... (or do you?)
I'm waiting on an apology. ;0)

but interestingly you could ask that of other members in this thread. So why single me out?
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Old 8th May 2008   #176
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i wear skiny jeans and tight tee shirts, am i a gay, or a make up artist?
What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business
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Old 8th May 2008   #177
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i wear skiny jeans and tight tee shirts, am i a gay, or a make up artist?
both ...probably :-)
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Old 8th May 2008   #178
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I'm waiting on an apology. ;0)

but interestingly you could ask that of other members in this thread. So why single me out?
and there you go.I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and answer your question. what you do with the answer is up to you, but be in no doubt that I will not read or respond to any response you post:

Start the quiz:

1. do you find yourself getting regularly flamed on forums?
Yes: go to question 2.
No: go to question 8.

2. Does this type of response appear to be limited to you: are you being singled out?
Yes: go to question 3.
No: go to question 8.

3. Do you think that it's possible that there is something that you do that causes this response?
Yes: go to question 4.
No: go to question 8.

4. do you know what this is?
Yes: go to question 7
No: go to question 5.

5. If you've concluded that you write (apparently innocent, but) provocative posts in order to raise aspects of your life that haven't gone well, in order to cause people to be hostile to you, top marks. You're halfway there.

Do you know why you do this?
Yes: go to question 7.
No: go to question 6.

6. I recommend a book by oliver james, called "they fuck you up". It's about how the lack of nurture in a family unit causes children to grow up seeking relationships that mimic their early environment, because these are the relationships that they feel safe in. When they can't always find them, they bend the circumstances or project on to the people they're interacting with in order to create these situations.

7. Do you know that you can change how you behave, by bringing your subconscious mind in to your conscious self?

8. LFGSS or any other forum is not the place to learn these skills from. It may be the place to practice when you work out why this is happening, but in the interim you should consider other avenues of social interaction. In all genuineness, can I suggest contacting samaritans, or finding a therapist, as you can improve yourself and get over the emotional scarring that your posts clearly indicate that you've suffered.

Fred.
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Old 8th May 2008   #179
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and there you go.I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and answer your question. what you do with the answer is up to you, but be in no doubt that I will not read or respond to any response you post:

Start the quiz:

1. do you find yourself getting regularly flamed on forums?
Yes: go to question 2.
No: go to question 8.

2. Does this type of response appear to be limited to you: are you being singled out?
Yes: go to question 3.
No: go to question 8.

3. Do you think that it's possible that there is something that you do that causes this response?
Yes: go to question 4.
No: go to question 8.

4. do you know what this is?
Yes: go to question 7
No: go to question 5.

5. If you've concluded that you write (apparently innocent, but) provocative posts in order to raise aspects of your life that haven't gone well, in order to cause people to be hostile to you, top marks. You're halfway there.

Do you know why you do this?
Yes: go to question 7.
No: go to question 6.

6. I recommend a book by oliver james, called "they fuck you up". It's about how the lack of nurture in a family unit causes children to grow up seeking relationships that mimic their early environment, because these are the relationships that they feel safe in. When they can't always find them, they bend the circumstances or project on to the people they're interacting with in order to create these situations.

7. Do you know that you can change how you behave, by bringing your subconscious mind in to your conscious self?

8. LFGSS or any other forum is not the place to learn these skills from. It may be the place to practice when you work out why this is happening, but in the interim you should consider other avenues of social interaction. In all genuineness, can I suggest contacting samaritans, or finding a therapist, as you can improve yourself and get over the emotional scarring that your posts clearly indicate that you've suffered.

Fred.
almost amusing but a an overused script I'm afraid.

and remember jesus christ was also very misunderstood.
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Old 8th May 2008   #180
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