The way it works:
1) Make a donation
2) Make sure you participate elsewhere on the forum
3) Don't make tons and tons of threads... keep it to a few threads only starting a new one when it's reasonable to do so (within a month isn't)
4) Make your thread in the Classifieds forum
All other usual rules apply.
Anyhow... you already put it in your username, which I think we have a rule against (if not I should've made one up by now).